Coach Williams Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, Policeman, salesman, etc. . . . Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say so." :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMB0 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 ahhahah GReat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Jumbo Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: That was great! :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I dunno. Little Redneck Murders Beloved Family Pet is funnier to me. I guess the "team name here" jokes don't really make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 hehehe... nice:laugh: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abb. Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Pretty funny. :rotflmao: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 flashback that one was defintely a top 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Flash. You didn't like that? Really? (Go figure). C'mon. Where's your sense of humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 its funny, but i wouldnt say best, it can make sense for any team not specificlt the Cowpukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Hog Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: An excellent joke indeed.....I love it, not as much as this one though.....I'd have to say this is my favourite cowgirls joke: I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I almost fell off my chair laughing. HI-LARIOUS:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest J Dawg Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :rotflmao: Very Funny!:notworthy :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmythehair Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTaylor42 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Oh that was hilarious :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HittinSkinz Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 not that funny.. thats is a template joke.. just Insert team name " here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WallyG3 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I thought that was pretty funny. I sent it to my brother-in-law (he's one of those Cowboy fans who only likes them to be different from all of the Skins fans in the area). He sent me back a good one. It's anti-Redskins, but still funny. What do the Redskins and a drunk ugly guy at the bar have in common? Unless their night includes a few Hogs, they ain't scoring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 It was an insert team here joke, but I loved it as a Cowpies joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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