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probably the best cowboys joke ever!!!

Coach Williams

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Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up--fireman, Policeman, salesman, etc. . . .

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: An excellent joke indeed.....I love it, not as much as this one though.....I'd have to say this is my favourite cowgirls joke:

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

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I thought that was pretty funny.

I sent it to my brother-in-law (he's one of those Cowboy fans who only likes them to be different from all of the Skins fans in the area). He sent me back a good one. It's anti-Redskins, but still funny.

What do the Redskins and a drunk ugly guy at the bar have in common?

Unless their night includes a few Hogs, they ain't scoring!

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