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All the girlies in Texas say,

them Cowboys are a little quick on the trigger

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In a QB shootout against Ramsey, Quiney is a little slow on the draw

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The Top 17 Signs Your Football Team is in Trouble with the Law

17

It's mid-March and they're *still* on the front page.

16

More coke sold in the locker room than the concession stands.

15

Prior convictions now listed on backs of trading cards.

14

Receivers have to check in with parole officer before running deep routes.

13

To save time, they schedule press conferences to take place during the police lineup.

12

Instead of "first and ten", it's "five to ten, with time off for good behavior."

11

Too many players are only allowed to play in home games.

10

Your Defensive Coordinator is Johnny Cochran.

9

"Today's halftime entertainment is brought to you by the Riker's Island Death Row Marching Band."

8

Cornerback incapable of covering opponents due to poorly phrased restraining order requiring him to stay 50 feet away from anyone wearing "tight pants and spikes."

7

Players frequently going over to Williams' house to watch "game films."

6

That kid in the tunnel after the game doesn't want your jersey, he wants a gram.

5

The Goodyear Blimp has taken to following certain players 24 hours a day.

4

Spiffy blue and silver uniforms replaced with spiffy orange jumpsuits.

3

Tommy Lee Jones is covering your wide receiver.

2

Starting quarterback has spent more years at State Pen then he did at Penn State.

1

Your star running back's new position is "spouse of the man with the most cigarettes."

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The Cowboys employ scouts.

But not to watch other teams.

To look out for cops.

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More than 4,000 visits to a Cowboys fan post on the ExtremeSkins board! Is that a record?

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what they were thinking when Jerry told QC, his future will happen with the Dallas Cowboys.....

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This week on Jeremy Shockey's DANCE FEVER, special guest the Ol' Homo himself... Bill Parcells will do the "bump" with Jeremy

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