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Originally posted by Ryman of the North

yeah what Om said plus our team is gonna cream the Cowpies and make them eat sht then when they sht that sht we will make them eat the sht made out of that sht! fair enuff?

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(Posted before, but worth retelling.)

Parcells' offense is getting bogged down, and he can't figure out why. Meanwhile, the Fun 'n' Gun is lighting it up again in DC, and all the offensive records are falling. In desperation, Parcells travels to DC to gain some wisdom from offensive wizard Steve Spurrier.

"Steve," asks Parcells, "What is the key to your incredible offense?"

"Well, dadgum it," replies Spurrer, "It's easy." He beckons over to his starting quarterback. "Hey, Patrick J!"

"Yeah, coach?" says Ramsey.

"Who's your uncle's brother's son?" asks Spurrier.

"Well, coach, that would be I," replies Ramsey.

Spurrier turns to Parcells. "See? That's the key. A smart quarterback."

Intrigued, Parcells flies back to Dallas. Upon arrival, he summons Quincy Carter. "Quincy! You worthless piece of stinking crap! Who's your uncle's brother's son?"

Carter replies, "Uhhh...give me a while to get back to you, coach?" Disgusted, Parcells agrees.

Carter goes over to Larry Allen. "Larry, who's your uncle's brother's son?"

Larry says, "That's me, Quincy."

"Oh." Carter returns to Parcells. "I got the answer, coach! My uncle's brother's son is...Larry Allen!"

"No, you idiot!" screams Parcells. "It's Patrick Ramsey!"

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There are a few of us that remember the Allen Era. 71 beat the cboys in Cotton stadium on a harraway 51 yard run or the 72 NFC championship game. The 73 MNF game were Ken Houston stopped Walt Garrison on the one inch line. 76 we went down to big d and kicked some a$$!! 78 MNF 9-7. 1979 we kick their butt 34-20 at home but lose the heart breaker 35-34. 82 NFC Championship etc.... Even 95 when we beat them twice with 2 different qbs. the 92 game were troy boy fumbled and copland recovered for thr TD!! The Rivilary might be dorment but not dead!!

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Originally posted by jbooma

Lets look at the bright side;

WE SCORED AGAINST TAMPA :cheers: :cheers: :silly:

Yea, that's the spirit!:notworthy

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This is definately one of the Cowboy's football camps.

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Here we have one of them reaching a little too low

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Watching the sun set?

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....yeah...this camp definately belongs to the Cowboys...

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Where do Cowboys usually go after a Redskin Masacre?

BOOT HILL!

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or retirement

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a true solid citizen Michael Irvin was your typical Cowboy player,

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always high :doh:

or leaving a court room :rolleyes:

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"They can talk about me like they want to, but, um, I got my money ...

so matter what you all say,

Mike black, but Mike rich!" --Michael Irvin--

just having a good time

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Smoke Some Crack

(Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)

Smoke some crack with Michael Irvin -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

From the law he's runnin', swervin' -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Fancy moves have nev-er failed him -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Oops! The Dal-las cops just nailed him -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

See the case the DA's trying -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Hear the bimbo testi-fying -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

In the court-room Irv-in's sweat-ing -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Twen-ty years he could be get-ing -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

See his lawyer cop a plea now -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Michael Ir-vin's go-ing free now -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

Push-ers face in-car-cer-ation -

Fa la la la la - la la la la

All-Pro Cowboys get pro-ba-tion -

Fa la la la la - Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Most cowboys aren't too bright,

they think this is fun

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I guess if you have a clown it has to be fun.

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