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Well, that tears it.

Even after seeing PCS' herd of cheerleader .... the evidence is in.

Sorry, booze. Maybe it's time to make that appointment. ;)

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Originally posted by Ryman of the North

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Jbooma you are the debbil

;)

:hammer:

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"Ok Cowboys - bend over - time for your weekly check-ups!"

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Cowboys Fan Qualification Exam

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

Time Limit: 3 Days.

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge

____ (B) lead an army or

____ © WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

____ (a) Jewish

____ (B) CATHOLIC

____ © Hindu

____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?

____ (a) Westerners

____ (B) Southerners

____ © NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)

_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.

Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?

____ (a) Wal-Mart

____ (B) Kmart

____ © Canada

____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

____ (a) yes

____ (B) no

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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, and strikes the dog on the head, killing it.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Redneck B@stard Kills Beloved Family Pet!"

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Oooooooooooooohh....

If I had a gun, a big fat gun, I'd kill all the Redskins I see.

If I had a gun, a big fat gun, the 'Skins wouldn't walk on me.

We got a coach, a big fat coach, no doubt he's the best.

We got a coach, a big fat coach, too bad he has breasts.

We got Jones, tight face Jones, the devil made a deal.

We got Jones, tight face Jones, he no longer looks real.

I think it's true, what my mama said, all cowboys go to heaven.

But it's true, and it's so sad, we could still go 5 and 11.....

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What an incredible string. Booze comes over to renew a rivalry with a respectable team like the Skins and all he gets is loving?

For shame, think about all those 3 game seasons with the Boys and Skins playing a winner take all game in the play offs. Think of 1989 when the worst Dallas team ever smacked one into a Joe Gibbs SB team. Think of 1993 when a Skins team smacked one back into a Dallas SB team.

Why should I have to write this? Our streak is over, surely you can remember all the way back to last December. You guys now own a one game wining streak in the rivalry. Your owner has hired three coaches expressly to beat Dallas, then maybe win a few in the play offs.

Geeze only Buford and Henry have come over to visit and even then haven't been all that enthused.

Now I want all of you to start feeling the history. You old guys think about rocking RFK with "We want the Cowboys" then tell all your young guys. You young guys get with the program.

Trust me, I never want to have to come over here again and have to do this again.

OMG is that Willie singing in the back ground? Time to go, no injuries and lets have a good game. Go Cowboys!

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Originally posted by Joe a Cowboys fan

OMG is that Willie singing in the back ground? Time to go, no injuries and lets have a good game. Go Cowboys!

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Originally posted by Ryman of the North

my peepee hurts. I like soup. Can i be a cowboys fan?

Missed the test, huh. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by TK421CLICKER

Cowboys Fan Qualification Exam

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

Time Limit: 3 Days.

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge

____ (B) lead an army or

____ © WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

____ (a) Jewish

____ (B) CATHOLIC

____ © Hindu

____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?

____ (a) Westerners

____ (B) Southerners

____ © NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)

_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.

Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?

____ (a) Wal-Mart

____ (B) Kmart

____ © Canada

____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

____ (a) yes

____ (B) no

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