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Sent to me by a friend and an Eagle fan.

Little Christopher was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the

children what their Uncles did for a living. All the typical answers came up

-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Christopher was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked

him about his Uncle John.

"My Uncle's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes

in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out

to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some coloring, and took Little Christopher aside to ask

him, "Is that really true about your Uncle?"

"No," said Christopher, "He plays for the Eagles, but I was too embarrassed

to say so."

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