JMS Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Charles Snowden strikes again... This time in one of his most damaging revelations... In statement Snowden made exclusively to Iranian agents Snowden has reveled that the United States is run by aliens from space. They used to run Nazi Germany but have now taken over the USA... It must be true it's in 3 different reputable newspapers and it was on NPR.. Somebody should tell Iran that stealing plot lines from Star Trek Enterprise can get them sued. Washington Post http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/ Iranian news agency says the U.S. is secretly run by Nazi space aliens. Really. Jerusalem Post http://www.jpost.com/Iranian-Threat/News/US-run-by-Nazi-space-aliens-Iran-claims-338159 US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/iran-nsa-aliens_n_4590910.html?utm_hp_ref=world Iran's Fars News Touts NSA Alien Conspiracies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Do the Lizard People know about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Well I'm glad they're on my side Haha screw you world we dominate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I've been ordered to cover this today. My strategy, I got one of my Prism people, one of the top scientists in the nation from the SETI Institute to talk about this. He's agreed to do play along and do a tongue and cheek interview for the beginning and then we will segue into more serious waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bay Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I see someone likes Iron Sky a little too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Abortions for some. Tiny American flags for others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Actually, I think we're being too hard on Iranian medusa, here. It's possible that the stories are simply based on some sloppy translations of Fox News stories, since Obama was elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You guys weren't scheduled to find this out for another three centuries (your time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ok, who gave Snowden a pair of those glasses? Usually you have to beat the living crap out of a guy just to get him to try them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Charles Snowden Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Back in 2004 or so Marvel comics wrote a book called "Ultimates", which was a hyped up modernized version of the Avengers, and led to many of the characterizations in the big huge movie. Volume 2 of the Ultimates was about shape shifting aliens who were the shadow government behind Nazi Germany,and once defeated in Germany set their sites on America and had established the shadow government here to set up for invasion. In the end Hulk kicked everyone's ass and ate the alien leader because Captain America told him the alien leader had been sleeping with Betty Ross. Obviously Snowden didn't tell them that part. Other than that, it's nearly the same friggin' story. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Other than that, it's nearly the same friggin' story. Sounds legit then. Marvel Comics is a much more authoritative source than either the Iranian Press or Fox News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Well, on a positive note, they've moved on from the Jews to Aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ok, who gave Snowden a pair of those glasses? Usually you have to beat the living crap out of a guy just to get him to try them on. "They Live:" That was a great movie... classic. So Burgold should try to book Roudy Rodney Pipper as one of his guests.. And may I suggest Burgold Charlie Sheen as another guest... For his prophetic work in the film "Arrival".. In the end Hulk kicked everyone's ass and ate the alien leader because Captain America told him the alien leader had been sleeping with Betty Ross. Obviously Snowden didn't tell them that part. Other than that, it's nearly the same friggin' story. ~Bang That Captain America, what a prankster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Where's the guy with the funky hair from the History channel? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Where's the guy with the funky hair from the History channel? LolI keep trying to make a meme & failing Anyway, the caption would be "Told ya!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Crazy Iranians. Its all in Dulce NM. http://www.crowdedskies.com/dulce_papers.htm Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Well I'm glad they're on my side Haha screw you world we dominate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLcHJN1soY4 Ok, who gave Snowden a pair of those glasses? Usually you have to beat the living crap out of a guy just to get him to try them on. best fight scene ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Do you know how painful this topic was to me when I was told we should cover it. I thought my solution was brilliant. It was a fun interview too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Well, on a positive note, they've moved on from the Jews to Aliens. Maybe it's a two party system and those are the two parties. Where's the guy with the funky hair from the History channel? LolI read somewhere that his hair looks like he's hanging upside down. It does. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Well I'm glad they're on my side Haha screw you world we dominate That's until the part where they round us all up and put us in underground chambers run by Greys, and you end up in a green vat, with a reptilian arm growing out of your stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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