sjinhan Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Guys, I need your help here. What is the best way to clean up your house/tree after it was toilet papered over night? I am so ticked off right now because I am currently overseas working and I won't be back for 3 weeks. Some punks in the neighborhood decides to toilet paper my house when only my wife and two kids are there. Obviously this isn't some joke that friends my kids did because they are only 5 and 2. My wife didn't grow up in the USA so she is pretty much shocked by this. Anyways I feel little helpness here because I can't go home to help clean this up... Help me out here. Thanks in advanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Shop vac and a lot of extra hoses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Some pics would be helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I would recommend letting the 2 year old handle the lawn... Bit too small to get up on the roof. Let the 5 year old handle that. In all seriousness though, it'll be a lot of grunt work and take forever. Recommend calling up some friends and supplying lunch/alcohol to volunteers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WakkaWakka Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Find the punks that did it and make them do it. Ad while they're at it, they can clean the gutters. Easy peazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjinhan Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 yeah we are relatively new to the neighborhood so my wife has not really developed relationship with the neighbors yet but I guess i will need to get to ask for help... Unlike my wife, I grew up in the USA so I kind of understand this whole TP deal with young kids so maybe I can laugh it off if I was at home but this happening while I am away overseas.... definitely not happy about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjinhan Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 Am I completely off base that its good idea to remove the crap on the top of tree with a water hose? it that going to work or just cause a bigger mess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan1523 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Don't use a hose wet toilet paper is way more messy to clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 get a leaf blower and move it to the neighbors yard a pole with a hook,like a extended paint roller helps, but it is mainly just grabbing a end and pulling no water except as a last resort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 We tp'd a house in high school. Totally random target. By next morning when we drove by, it was already taken down. Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Use a match. Done. (Seriously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I need to see a pic before I can give a useful suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 In high school a couple of friends of mine and I TP'd another friends house. It was awesome. The guy had some huge trees in the front and their house sat on top of a big hill, so there was little threat of getting caught. Anyway, so the guy's dad made all 3 of the sons clean it up the next morning. But the crazy part was, his dad ended up GROUNDING this friend of ours! Lol. I kid you not. I guess he was punishing him for having 'friends' like us lol. TP- ing houses was such a rush. We usually only did other friends' houses. Mine even got hit once lol. We had some pretty good trees, but luckily my friends that did it were probably too scared of my stepdad to do a REALLY good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 As Zoony says burn it. Toilet paper burns fast enough and cool enough to not harm a live tree. Throwing toilet paper on a tree isn't a custom over here. Wrapping dog **** in it then setting it on fire outside someone's house and knocking on the door before legging it was allegedly fun though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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