MarkB452 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 ...well he should probably give it back..... http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/jerry-jones-says-he-has-the-brain-of-a-40-year-old/ Via The Dallas Morning News: “I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “… The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’ … I know more about what I’m doing than hopefully I did 25 years ago.” Given the huge contract he gave Romo sits to pee, I gotta dispute this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 And the face and ballsack of a resurrected 200 year old corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy614 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 And the closest he'll come to a Super Bowl is hosting it in his stadium for two other teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick1796 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 He keeps it in a baggy next to his bed and cuddles with it before sleepy time for grampa!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean_e_b Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The title's font must be a little funny because the number 10 looks like 40 for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 There is so much win in that article. And it's so thick with sarcasm you need a knife to get through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Yes. A 40 year old Dachshund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Jerry got game, he do. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End2round2sanders Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoidiodyssey Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 It is going to be fun to watch the Cowboys implode as he follows in Al Davis' footsteps down the path to senility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyHolt Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 A 4 year old? Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drex Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Brain of a 40-year old...GM skills of a 10-year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazzaro703 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Jerry Jones is the gift that keeps on giving. Wasn't it just the other day he was saying something along the lines of Romo sits to pee having one of the best football brains in the game of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Long live Jerruh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braxford Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Diamonds are forever, I hope Jerruh is as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakinaiken Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 well they say 70 is the new 40.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Just as long as it stays that way and he lives another 30 years in complete control of the cowgirls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Brain of a 40-year old...GM skills of a 10-year old. QB with the sense of a 6 year old. CHAMPIONSHIP! Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Much like JJ's "gloryhole" comment from awhile back, he certainly has a propensity to say very... odd things. I think he was trying to be self-serving (when isn't he?) about the gray matter comment, but, once again, it just came across as weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Well, and it's theoretically possible that the people who frequent this forum MIGHT be predisposed to view anything coming out of there a certain way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdlives Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 May he reign for all eternity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I wonder if its from all that special sauce they have at valley ranch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Much like JJ's "gloryhole" comment from awhile back, he certainly has a propensity to say very... odd things. I think he was trying to be self-serving (when isn't he?) about the gray matter comment, but, once again, it just came across as weird. I just can't believe he said that. Let alone this brain thing. Seriously, does he not understand how stupid he sounds? Or the "special sauce" comment from his son. What is wrong with these guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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