Spaceman Spiff Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 NSFW, language. http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos And, for those wondering (and I know you are), this is the girl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeluCopter29 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I am a proud brother of Sigma Nu (not at that college). This is hysterical. Also, she's no longer a sister. http://totalfratmove.com/****-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Pretty smile yet capable of being voracious. I like that : ) Reminds me of that chick that was grabbing girls by the hair in a soccor game and throwing them to the ground. Righteous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well, she just made life really hard for herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well, she just made life really hard for herself. Meh ... her e-mail looks like it was an audition for a sales management position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 MissyPoo's CP story was better than the letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 This is comedy GOLD Jerry! The line about "punting" someone still has me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Michael Shannon's dramatic reading of sorority chick letter, from Funny or Die. Sublime: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Michael Shannon's dramatic reading of sorority chick letter, from Funny or Die. Sublime: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos that was far better than expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 And, for those wondering (and I know you are), this is the girl: http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rebecca-martinson-maryland-300x297.png Mom and Dad must be so proud of their little princess. That's the kind of hidden psycho crap to appears the day after her wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'd hit it. She'd hit you back, and probably punt you in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Dang, I'm so disappointed I never joined a sorority in college! Not. If some beyatch talked to me that way, I'd "punt" her into oblivion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Frat and sorority people were the most incredible douchebags, aholes and just plain unbelievablely ugly people I had ever met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Frat and sorority people were the most incredible douchebags, aholes and just plain unbelievablely ugly people I had ever met. You went to the wrong school. That is a very broad statement. Tons of wonderful "ladies" where I went to school. The guys were just guys, not haters. Don't get me wrong I find it hilarious that people (after college) talk about being in this frat or another...mostly makes you a follower who has built up some confidence because your brothers back you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da#1skinsfan Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Not even gonna lie. Ill say what others ae afraid to. Both her and her attitude are...super hot Hell yeah girl, get all fired up, I love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Frat and sorority people were the most incredible douchebags, aholes and just plain unbelievablely ugly people I had ever met. It's ok. We would have been nice to you even though you had already judged us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Frat and sorority people were the most incredible douchebags, aholes and just plain unbelievablely ugly people I had ever met. Sorry you had a bad experience with them. I'm not in a frat, but from my interaction with both frat and sorority guys and girls, they're just like everyone else. Sure, you have a few jerks, but most of them are cool if you get to know them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 If you find her funny or not... Do yourself a favor and search for her tweets... More comical shallowness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'd hit it. A wise man once told me: never stick it in crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johns Bass Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 You mad sis? or just need to get horizontal... ...who said both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazzaro703 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Mom and Dad must be so proud of their little princess. That's the kind of hidden psycho crap to appears the day after her wedding. I sort of disagree. I see it more akin to a halftime speech a coach gives their team that is getting whooped on. It was meant for the the members of her sorority and sorority alone. None of us know the proper context of that email and I know I've had *speeches* from coaches that weren't PC at all but I would never let them leave the locker room or team circle. The awkward boner that has no social skills beyond alcohol is probably the one who got butt hurt and released the email. Shows that girl is right, her team is weak . If anyone has ever been to a youth soccer game (the house league Cub division in NoVa for 5-6 years) it sounds like she has a team full of clover pickers and girls that dribble in the wrong direction. Hilarious email though and yeah she could probably tone it down a little.... or a lot but everyone makes mistakes in the heat of the moment. One of my favorite phrases from a coach trying to fire us up at halftime "I WANT YOU TO GO THEIR HOUSES, BURN THEM DOWN AND PISS ON THE ASHES *Kicks over trash can*." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I sort of disagree. I see it more akin to a halftime speech a coach gives their team that is getting whooped on. It was meant for the the members of her sorority and sorority alone. None of us know the proper context of that email and I know I've had *speeches* from coaches that weren't PC at all but I would never let them leave the locker room or team circle. The awkward boner that has no social skills beyond alcohol is probably the one who got butt hurt and released the email. Shows that girl is right, her team is weak . If anyone has ever been to a youth soccer game (the house league Cub division in NoVa for 5-6 years) it sounds like she has a team full of clover pickers and girls that dribble in the wrong direction. Hilarious email though and yeah she could probably tone it down a little.... or a lot but everyone makes mistakes in the heat of the moment. If you think in any way this email was appropriate or even acceptable, I'm speechless. This is one of the most trashiest and shallowest pieces of written crap I've seen in a long time. This email says a lot about her character, none of which is good. This is definitely the type of thing that reinforces the stereotype of the idiocy of "Greek" life so many people already perceive it to be. While I know some good people (as well as had a couple relatives who were involved in Greek life), I'm more with USS Redskins on this subject: I think people drawn to this type of stuff have an underlying insecurity about themselves and feel the need to be accepted as a member of a group to be comfortable in life. This is more my perspective on sororities than frats, though. Frats are ridiculous in their own right, but it's a different type of psychology I see in the "sorority" ladies that makes me roll my eyes. Evidently I'm a judgmental snob, but I would never, ever pay some cliquey ****es to be a member of their "group." Nor would I ever be told by those girls that I had to participate in humiliating crap during rush week and if I was "lucky enough" to be accepted, had my social life dictated to me by them. Shoot me, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazzaro703 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 If you think in any way this email was appropriate or even acceptable, I'm speechless. This is one of the most trashiest and shallowest pieces of written crap I've seen in a long time. This email says a lot about her character, none of which is good. This is definitely the type of thing that reinforces the stereotype of the idiocy of "Greek" life so many people already perceive it to be. While I know some good people (as well as had a couple relatives who were involved in Greek life), I'm more with USS Redskins on this subject: I think people drawn to this type of stuff have an underlying insecurity about themselves and feel the need to be accepted as a member of a group to be comfortable in life. This is more my perspective on sororities than frats, though. Frats are ridiculous in their own right, but it's a different type of psychology I see in the "sorority" ladies that makes me roll my eyes. Evidently I'm a judgmental snob, but I would never, ever pay some cliquey ****es to be a member of their "group." Nor would I ever be told by those girls that I had to participate in humiliating crap during rush week and if I was "lucky enough" to be accepted, had my social life dictated to me by them. Shoot me, please. No not appropriate at all just like Williams speech about taking people's heads off and going for knees was inappropriate. These things were meant for the group of people they were addressing though not the entire world. Was just saying I thought it was an email that shouldn't have gone viral and handled in house. I too thought Greek life was silly and this is the type of stuff i didnt care to participate in but to each their own. Plus at JMU there were tons of other people there and things to do so not dealing with Greek row was easy other than forest hills block party opening weekend. Also agree with you that this scenario matches my admittedly stereotypical and shallow view of Greek life as I know there are frats/sororities with people like you and I in them yet I view them as nothing more than popularity contests and a bunch of RA-RA fake BS. Also while I said I thought it was like a half time speech meant to fire up a team getting their tails whipped.... With a person like this being the captain it's no wonder they have no leadership and are in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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