Blondie Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Top Ten Things A Man Should Never Say To A Woman During An Argument 10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" 9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." 8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." 7. "Wait a minute...I get it - what time of the month is it?" 6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?" 5. "Sorry, I was just picturing you tied up and naked." 4. "Whoa, time out honey. The Redskins are on." 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** Flakes this morning." 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" And The Number One Thing You Should Never Say To A Woman During An Argument.... 1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded." Luv you guys! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaFunky1 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 I'm sure none of us would every consider number 7 :laugh: I know I won't ever again. Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 "Whoa, time out honey. The Redskins are on." This is the only one I would defend as a legitimate thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I can help simplify that list for you: 1) Anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Larry yep My lady called me to talk a bit but then told me she had a very frustrating day and was annoyed. I thought it was just something that was going to stop when she called me---but no...so I stammer and reach for conversational topics but end up heading down the weirdest roads that POs her even further. We patched it up today, but it's stunning the lack of accountability that women have when they argue. Anything goes for them whereas if a man "takes out" his anger on a woman, even verbally, he's a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 The wife and I both thought they were funny, although she wasen't to keen on #8. I guess to truth hurts.:laugh: She will kill me when she reads this. And the #1 thing not to say....................BANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 You may be right honey, but it still doesn't change the fact that your mother's a bch! Yeah, don't do that one.... And I say the PMS one all the time......well, once a month anyway....it's so damn true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 :rotflmao: #5 is cracking me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Wop Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Saying #8 will lead to #1 :shoothead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I've used #9 and #4 on a number of occasions... :doh: I'll have to remember #3!! If a man speaks alone in a forest and no woman can hear him... is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryman of the North Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I think that ill agree with Larry its all about knowing when to buy flowers and shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter's Better Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Actually do this. Make a mental note of whatever illogical half-baked nut-z-o argument she is trying to make at any given time.... Wait two weeks. Then when you are both driving somewhere together (Store or somewhere) -- Change the tone of your voice to sound like a nagging women and repeat VERBATIM what she said. -- It will provide a sense of humor to you, and she won't realize your making fun of her for a couple of minutes. -- Then she will understand that make she does go overboard a little bit. Worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Wait, it's bad enough I have to hear her. Now I have to listen, and actually remember what she's saying???:thud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo da Magnificent Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I have used #10 and #6, and a variation of #4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmythehair Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Nice list Blondie. Since my wife watches the Skins game (and is totally in to it) #4 wouldn't be an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 thanks Blondie, I'm going to copy it and send it to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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