China Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Here's one you can try: Testicle Pie Tender British steak lovingly slow cooked in gravy infused with bulls’ testicles, Mama Juana and ginseng, then topped with our gorgeous puff pastry. Handmade and ready to cook in individual ramekins.Serve with love (and maybe a spot of mash). Turn off the phone, Light those candles. Slip into something more comfortable. Tonight is for lovers, and Charlie's smoothed the way with this very special Aphrodisiac pie that will get you in the mood this valentine's. So relax and let nature take its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Footie-Hoodie, 2 **** and bull pies, and the chocolate fondue fountain at Golden Corral... You're guaranteed to get laid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Footie-Hoodie, 2 **** and bull pies, and the chocolate fondue fountain at Golden Corral... You're guaranteed to get laid... And a handful of roofies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Footie-Hoodie, 2 **** and bull pies, and the chocolate fondue fountain at Golden Corral... You're guaranteed to get syphilis... Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Screw Valentine's Day.. (I'm bitter, ignore me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Say It with Facials! http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/say-it-with-facials/?xrs=synd_facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Not flowers, not candy, and not jewelry, because I'm actually slightly more creative than a piece of toast and can come up with something personally meaningful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Not flowers, not candy, and not jewelry, because I'm actually slightly more creative than a piece of toast and can come up with something personally meaningful. Congrats Cassanova but I'm sticking with the Golden Corral chocolate fountain and a facial. As Billie D Williams said "works every time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Not flowers, not candy, and not jewelry, because I'm actually slightly more creative than a piece of toast and can come up with something personally meaningful. A wigs.com gift card and a gym membership? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 February is five.....five dollar....five dollar footlongs.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Congrats Cassanova but I'm sticking with the Golden Corral chocolate fountain and a facial. As Billie D Williams said "works every time" That's infinitely better than flowers/candy/jewelry. I've always been amazed by the number of men out there who seem to believe that there are only three types of gift you can possibly give to a girlfriend/wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 A merkin? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 February is five.....five dollar....five dollar footlongs.......... I wouldn't do that. In fear that she would say, "Wait. THIS is 12 inches???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 That's infinitely better than flowers/candy/jewelry. I've always been amazed by the number of men out there who seem to believe that there are only three types of gift you can possibly give to a girlfriend/wife. Believe it or not, all women are different. Some live and die by the flowers. Sometimes the simplest thing is pleasing more than some elaborate operation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 Sometimes the simplest thing is pleasing more than some elaborate operation Yeah, I think if you're offering an operation such as breast augmentation, that might not go over so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 http://twitter.com/cbfowler/statuses/167051542606786560 Gentlemen: when your lady says "Valentines is overrated. I don't want you to do anything special," she is lying. Trust me. U have 1 week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 A merkin?:paranoid: Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Some candy is a nice thought ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Any New Yorkers looking for last minute date ideas? Newtown Creek Wastewater Plant offering tours for lovers on Valentine's Day “Just imagine going home and saying, ‘Where did he take me on Valentine’s Day? I went to see the digester eggs in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.” ---------- Post added February-14th-2012 at 01:24 PM ---------- A couple more last minute ideas: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I just got my wife this card for Valentine's Day. I hope she likes it. NSFW WrIcX--KuOk&hd=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointyfootball Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Vermont Teddy Bear Pajama Gram International Star Registry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I wouldn't do that. In fear that she would say, "Wait. THIS is 12 inches???" maybe he can get a two-fifty six-incher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 International Star Registry Save your self the money. Just make a certificate yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointyfootball Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Save your self the money. Just make a certificate yourself. It amazes me they still advertise. So it must mean people fall for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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