China Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Why You’d Never Know There Was A Mouse In Your Soda Pepsi is being sued by a Madison County, Illinois man who claims he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. Ho-hum, right? But wait, Pepsi came up with the greatest defense ever: you'll never know you're drinking mouse! A little back story. In 2009, Ronald Ball says he bought a can of Mountain Dew from a vending machine at work. The soda made him violently ill, and he began throwing up he claims. He poured the soda in a styrofoam cup, and, well, there was a mouse. Or so he says. ... Pepsi has moved to dismiss the case, according to the Madison St. Clair Record. Why, you ask? It cited expert testimony that the mouse would have dissolved in the soda before Ball ever had the chance to drink it. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 ;-0 Link like the mouse is gone. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 That's how we dispose of the bodies....drink up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I will say, Mice are heavily attracted to the soda syrups... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I read the article and then immediately put down my soda... And got a beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 So the mouse would have incompletely dissolved into a "jelly-like" substance? That gives a whole new meaning to that old Polaner Allfruit commercial. "Wouldja please pass da mouse jelly?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I read the article and then immediately put down my soda...And got a beer... Mice love hops too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I read the article and then immediately put down my soda...And got a beer... You never know whats in your beer either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Mountain Dew is MICE! ITS MICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 Sorry about that. Was away for a while. Link is now fixed. The real reason you'd never know there was a mouse in your soda, is because they can now make mice invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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