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About a month ago, I woke up in the middle of the night thinking i had a bunch of earwax packed in my ear... Half asleep I kept digging at it until I was too frustrated, I had to get out of bed and get a q-tip to dig it out. Too much info, I'm sure... anyway, with one last attempt at loosening the wax before getting back into bed, I shoved my pinky finger in my ear again; pulled it out and a small tick was on the end of my finger... Needless to say I freaked the **** out... Glad it came out and never really bit into the inside of my ear, but still... You hear about eating spiders or other bugs while you're asleep, but a tick in your ear? Holy hell..

Has anyone else experienced anyting like that while they were sleeping? or worse? Tell your story!

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Dude....ewww. LOL.

Back in 2003 when i was stationed at Manas Air Base in Kyrgyzstan in support of OIF, we were living in tent cities. MY VERY FIRST NIGHT there, i was tired, jet-lagged, and had been up for like 26 hours. I finished inprocessing and finally got to my tent.

I was just about to fall asleep...when i heard a fluttering, and then felt something land on my face. i went FULL panic attack mode. It was ***** dark and I couldnt' see ****. i screamed like a *****, and I brushed the hell out of my face and jumped up to turn on the light. There was this HUGE ****ing grasshopper cricket thingy on the floor, and it had red eyes. The bugs in the former USSR were are big and ugly. It was the biggest ****ing grasshopper I'd ever seen. I took my boot and ended his life with prejudice.

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When I was home visiting from college, I was out with some friends. I came home around 2am. Everyone was asleep. I went to the den, turned on the tv, and laid down on the couch. All the lights were off. Only the tv was on. As I was kind of dozing off, I saw something flutter by in front of the tv. It look like a moth. A few minutes later, it fluttered by again. This time I was going to find it and swat it. I turned on the lights. To my horror, there was a freaking bat flying in the room. I ran upstairs and woke my mom and my brother up. She was all freaking out lol. I got a broom and finally managed to shoo it out the front door. I don't know how in the hell it got in. When I came home, it might have flown in when I opened the door or something. Rabies is no joke haha.

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A friend of mine who is an exterminator says that bat's only need, something ridiculous, like 1/2 inch slit to get into something. Another fun fact about bats is that they can't take off from the ground, they need to drop from something. Even as little as two inches can do the trick. To get a bat out of the house open a window or door and the bat will find the draft OR if you are in an interior area progressively guide the bat out of the house by turning on a light in the adjacent room and turning it off in the room you are in. Repeat until you guide it out of the house.

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June Bug Freak out! Yes a June Bug flew right into my ear as we were playing cards outside at my buddies house. It would not back out no matter what we did. It just kept crawling forward until my girl friend poured rubbing alcohol in my ear and killed it. Then the ER doc couldn't get it out with the tools he had and recommended me to a specialist after the holiday weekend!!! WTH... 2 days later I went to a different doctor that my friend referred me to and he took it out with ease! Thanks Dr Poopat! Your the best!
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When I was home visiting from college, I was out with some friends. I came home around 2am. Everyone was asleep. I went to the den, turned on the tv, and laid down on the couch. All the lights were off. Only the tv was on. As I was kind of dozing off, I saw something flutter by in front of the tv. It look like a moth. A few minutes later, it fluttered by again. This time I was going to find it and swat it. I turned on the lights. To my horror, there was a freaking bat flying in the room. I ran upstairs and woke my mom and my brother up. She was all freaking out lol. I got a broom and finally managed to shoo it out the front door. I don't know how in the hell it got in. When I came home, it might have flown in when I opened the door or something. Rabies is no joke haha.

For some reason, the setup had me thinking that was going to be a teabagging story

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One time, when I was in college, I was out partying pretty hard. I woke up in the middle of the night in a dorm room on campus. I looked to my right and there was this fat chick laying next to me. I jumped up and ran out of the room in my boxers. And I left my wallet there. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Used to live in a bad apartment complex that had alot of roaches. No matter how much you cleaned and sprayed, they were in the walls and would just come back. Woke up one morning, getting ready for work and noticed how stuffed up I was. Snorted and spit into the sink and sure enough..baby roach. I puked for a good minute or two. Thankfully we have since moved to a place with no bugs.

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A friend of mine who is an exterminator says that bat's only need, something ridiculous, like 1/2 inch slit to get into something. Another fun fact about bats is that they can't take off from the ground, they need to drop from something. Even as little as two inches can do the trick. To get a bat out of the house open a window or door and the bat will find the draft OR if you are in an interior area progressively guide the bat out of the house by turning on a light in the adjacent room and turning it off in the room you are in. Repeat until you guide it out of the house.

Wrap it in a coat, smack it with a hammer.

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Remembering a Far Side cartoon.

Person, laying down, with his head sticking out of a sleeping bag. A scorpion is perched on his nose. Person's eyes are really big, and really crossed.

Caption: "The others sent me up here to ask you not to roll around so much."

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I'm not going to post a video here or anything but a friend of mine got a lovely little parasite called a Botfly when she went to Belize on her honeymoon. There's videos on YouTube of these things and here's a link to an old story on MSNBC. The fiew videos I saw on YouTube all reference Belize, so yeah...not an expected travel destination for me in the future.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19833356/ns/travel-news/t/squirming-fly-larvae-pulled-travelers-head/

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