Spear Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 This sounds like something that would happen in a Miller Lite man-card commercial. I'm pretty sure tattooing your buddy's initials on your calf qualifies for a reduction of man points, if not a flat out revocation. Or is it like a driver's license situation where points are placed on your man card and if it reaches a certain level, your manhood gets suspended and your mansurance rates go up. Well, one of those analogies works.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Totally platonic....:paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 It is rather gay, however. ~Bang I'm still holding out hope that a "kiss on the temple" Jerrah style is worse than a tatoo. I'm gonna keep repeating that to myself so i can feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 We do not judge here...at least while they are winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Smith Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I've posted this story here before and it's kind of funny. When I was younger and just done with grad school, maybe 6 years ago or so, I lived in a house with about 3 other housemates. One guy, "J", was from Texas and had gone to UT-Austin. He and his girlfriend "K" were housemates with me. They were pretty popular at their college, and outgoing kids. "K" was in Jenna Bush's sorority and "J" had played soccer for Texas. Both were pretty athletic, but also liked to party, as 20-somethings do. They knew Kyle Shanahan, who was in school with them at the time. Being a huge football fan, I asked them what he was like. "Ehh, we didn't know him super well, but he was kind of a d***," they said. I remember pressing for details, and they were cool enough not to rip on a guy that was only in their extended circle of friends. They said that Kyle and Chris Simms were best friends, and would ALWAYS hang out at their friend's house every afternoon, playing video games and smoking mad amounts of weed. "Chris Simms can smoke any human being under the table, I swear" was basically a direct quote from J. Just kinda funny, thinking that someone as innovative and hard-working as Kyle Shanahan enjoys (or at least used to enjoy) the 420. Whatever gets the creative juices flowing, I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Hell, if the Redskins win the division this year, I'll tattoo Kyle, Mike, Bruce AND Snyder's names on my ass. Remember.. what is written on the internet is written in ink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiscat41 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 That's kinda hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XEL Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I've known my best friend all my life. We have an ESP connection. Even then, I still wouldn't do that haha. But to every man his own, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Hell, if the Redskins win the division this year, I'll tattoo Kyle, Mike, Bruce AND Snyder's names on my ass. God, now I hope even more that we win the division. I'm holding you to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosandskinsMUSTwin Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I'm a big Shanahan supporter... but that is just bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 At least it's not a tramp stamp I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Gadsden Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I had a girl once that got my initials tattoo'd on her and read "forever". It was a henna tattoo. Oh, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanut0862 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I've posted this story here before and it's kind of funny. When I was younger and just done with grad school, maybe 6 years ago or so, I lived in a house with about 3 other housemates. One guy, "J", was from Texas and had gone to UT-Austin. He and his girlfriend "K" were housemates with me.They were pretty popular at their college, and outgoing kids. "K" was in Jenna Bush's sorority and "J" had played soccer for Texas. Both were pretty athletic, but also liked to party, as 20-somethings do. They knew Kyle Shanahan, who was in school with them at the time. Being a huge football fan, I asked them what he was like. "Ehh, we didn't know him super well, but he was kind of a d***," they said. I remember pressing for details, and they were cool enough not to rip on a guy that was only in their extended circle of friends. They said that Kyle and Chris Simms were best friends, and would ALWAYS hang out at their friend's house every afternoon, playing video games and smoking mad amounts of weed. "Chris Simms can smoke any human being under the table, I swear" was basically a direct quote from J. Just kinda funny, thinking that someone as innovative and hard-working as Kyle Shanahan enjoys (or at least used to enjoy) the 420. Whatever gets the creative juices flowing, I guess! Seems a little ironic that someone with the board name Timmy Smith brings up the drug use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I think father needs to have a little chat with his son about this one. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Brigette Neilson got Mark Gastineau's name tatooed on her ***. Same thing, right? No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I have a tattoo of Johnny on my ass. So what of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chants Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 True Fact #7366: All civil war soldiers from the South had Chris Simms' initials embossed on their buckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 In the words of my buddy KB (former Bronco...name droppin up in here)...."That's a dollar!" Old school guys will know what that means. I should tell him to charge Kyle if he runs into him. I love my boy like a bro but no ****ing way I'd tattoo his initials on my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm0409 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Oh geez, sounds sketchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodriggo Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Gayest thing I ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quettefan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 here's a short story: 5 guys, teammates, in college, probably drunk or high at the time (most likely both -- after reading one poster about Simms' proficiency with the pipe), walk into a tattoo parlor... I *seriously* doubt he's gay. I did a wiki search on him and came up blank (no mention of girlfriend or marriage) so I checked Simms: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Simms#Personal married, with a kid, and apparently he hasn't forgotten his party days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clskinsfan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Gay. Just Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 he's one of us, so I think its cool. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Gayest thing I ever heard. If that is true, you should get out more. ---------- Post added September-23rd-2011 at 10:16 AM ---------- here's a short story: 5 guys, teammates, in college, probably drunk or high at the time (most likely both -- after reading one poster about Simms' proficiency with the pipe), walk into a tattoo parlor...I *seriously* doubt he's gay. I did a wiki search on him and came up blank (no mention of girlfriend or marriage) so I checked Simms: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Simms#Personal married, with a kid, and apparently he hasn't forgotten his party days Kyle's married with multiple kids as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VRIEL1 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 No chance Kyle's wife's initials are CS? Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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