DieselPwr44 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Then he asked me to be his bride And always be right by his side. I felt so happy I almost cried when Jerry kissed me........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 And then he kissed me....(Jerruh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Maybe if I close my eyes, Brian Orokpo and Ryan Kerrigan won't see me. Here we go, now I'm invisible. Um, darn star gave me away." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh8686 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Why stick my hand through the big opening in my facemask when I can look like a retard by jamming my hand in up from underneath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Damn! I'm not dreaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 *sniff sniff* Rak is gonna whoop my ass, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 My hand smells like Costa's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston Skins Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 *sniff sniff* "Whaddaya know. My **** does stink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Snif, snif, I think I have something in my eye" or "Crying, there is no cyring in football" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Oh ****! I just screwed up again. Don't smirk, Tony, everybody gets pissed when you smirk at a time like this. I know! I'll poke myself in the eye, then I won't smile!" (poke) "Oh Tony, you're such a genius" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I still smell Jessica, mmmmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I should have had a V8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampEm Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Al Michaels: "Tony, did you just poop your pants" Romo sits to pee: " Well Al, I wasn't sure if I farted, or pooped but after doing a shorts check and taking a little sniff, I discovered I just sharted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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