zstar Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "I'm MY Quarterback. It's really unfair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "Please don't fart, please don't fart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dex_is_the_Manley Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 the oven.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 MY EYE!!! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prsnljournalst3 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "i'll just tell people I ruptured my spleen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "OMG they want me to hold for a FG again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnyskins Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "I miss Jessica...sniffle, sniffle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 58...59...60...Ready or not here I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUki Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Aahhhhhhhh mmaannn, Jerry Jones has his belt out again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mzkp54 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I've gotta stop getting my hand stuck here. Crap how can I make the media think that this makes me awesome? Maybe a punctured lung... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champskins Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I may blow games and the playoffs, but at least my eyebrows will look good while I'm doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Geez! Dockery's butt smells like Jerry's balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "Mommy, I don't WANT to play the Redskins again!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Tony Romo sits to pee's reaction on hearing that Landry is playing Monday night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cen Tex Skins Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "I'm so scared..I can't do this anymore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "I'm MY Quarterback. It's really unfair." Well, hell. Can't top the first one out of the chute! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocskins Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "Dam! Just heard Dirty 30 is playing Monday Night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 For the love of god I've just been blinded by the most ridiculous fiery shining light illuminating off of my helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Romo sits to pee's representing the Illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 sob sob; " Between T.O. nailing my girlfriends, and defenses picking off my passes, seems my balls are not worthy of ANY intentions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "everyone likes their own brand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planter Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Why, Jessica, why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsandman Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "Are we losing again!.. I should've been a golfer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofer Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers under my arms and then smell them, like this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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