bubba9497 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Giants rally monkey arrested and booked on drunk and disorderly charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Kerry Collins before he sobered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 NFL Shocker: Shockey Calls it Quits with Giants! The Associated Press reports tonight that Jeremy Shockey, heralded Tight End for the NFL New York Giants has left the team and has no plans to return to a promising pro football career. Sources close to the controversial player reveal that Shockey became irate and visibly upset upon learning of the Giants most recent signing. Reportedly desperate to upgrade their downfield pass coverage, the Giants stunned many around the NFL by signing the first non-human cornerback in NFL franchise history. Shockey, reportedly scuffled with the new player during his introduction when the unnamed signee tried to pick fleas from Shockeys blonde mane, and sniffed enthusiastically at his crotch. After being clubbed with the leg from a nearby couch, Shockey was released from a local New York Hospital. As he left the treatment center, a tearful, but humbled Shockey told bewildered reporters 'We may be playing the Redskins next Sunday, but I'll be damned if I'm suiting up with some Homo!'' Fuzzy, as the Giants new cornerback is known, will receive a $21 million dollar signing bonus, the use of Shockey's locker and blowdryer, and all the bananas and oatmeal he wants according to his agent. In a related story, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder denies reports his talent scouts were apprehended at Washington DC's National Zoo while attempting to train a pack of aggressive Mokimbe baboons to pass block. At the Redskins daily press briefing, Champ Bailey informed reporters 'If that damn Bigfoot gets $21 million, I'm going to have to get $1 billion to feel any love...I think that freaks got 6 toes on each foot for Christ's sake...what the hell is that all about?!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 It's MINI-SHOCKEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Damn homo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Well Al there's a shot- "It appears that Shockey's "partner" didn't approve of that dropped touchdown pass either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 Jeremy Shockey's roommate "Homo Bill" shows his reaction to Shockeys play Monday Night. H.B., also stated he would not play Shockey's favorite game, "peel the white banana" after a Giants loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpy35 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Its Tom (Giants Fan) :cool: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Just kidding Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 After dropping a wide open pass in the endzone, and hearing it from the crowd, Shockey slings his own poo at the fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 Tiki Barber expressing his thoughts about modeling the new Giants winter uniform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Jeremy Shockey's reaction after seeing Code's sig pic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Shockey says "Monkey see (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34679), monkey do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorEastNCFan Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Shockey was visibly upset after coming back from his new stylist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_good_brotha Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 The Giants' newest acquisition is set to see his first NFL action after Shockey takes a crushing hit from Lavar Arrington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxskins Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 "Monkey see Monkey do" "Grape Ape.. Grape Ape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 And today the New York Giants unveil their new uniforms! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by bubba9497 Giants strong safety Bobo was released today after throwing feces on fans despite warnings from the coaching staff. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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