China Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Man inflamed over amputated penis A Kentucky man is suing after he went into hospital for a circumcision and left without a penis. Phillip Seaton, 64, was supposed to have surgery in 2007 to treat inflammation, but Dr. John Patterson removed Seaton's penis because he said he found cancer during the procedure, reports ABC News. Seaton is seeking damages for "loss of service, love and affection" to his wife. The trial got underway Monday in Shelbyville, Ky. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madison Redskin Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I can understand why the guy is in pieces. However, I think he's going off half-****ed. The doctor was probably doing what he thought best, although it's hard to tell given the tiny snippet of info in the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I can understand why the guy is in pieces. However, I think he's going off half-****ed. The doctor was probably doing what he thought best, although it's hard to tell given the tiny snippet of info in the article. :notworthy minor correction though, I think he was going off full-****ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Dr. really shafted him. Hopefully this guy can get ahead after the trial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to amputate a man's penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 He's going to get PAID. All male jury please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I wonder how chemo in that area works ? At least he wouldn't have to trim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 that is a reasonable reaction Dr. really shafted him. Hopefully this guy can get ahead after the trial think you mean UNshafted him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I could understand if the doctor was a female, but it was a guy. This gentlemen, is why I never allow anything sharp near the boys. I hear that shaving makes it look larger. Screw that, I will be totally fine looking smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcrunch98 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Sucks for the guy, but at age 64 the thing was probably nearing the end of its shelf-life. He'll get a couple million for this, which I think is a fair trade under these circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Sucks for the guy, but at age 64 the thing was probably nearing the end of its shelf-life. He'll get a couple million for this, which I think is a fair trade under these circumstances. No way. There is no price or expiration date. The money won't fix the problem. How old is Hugh Hefner ??? Sign me up for meds first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Sucks for the guy, but at age 64 the thing was probably nearing the end of its shelf-life. He'll get a couple million for this, which I think is a fair trade under these circumstances. I couldn't put a price tag on my best friend. He always offers me good advice and I always listen to him. He just has this Viagra addiction but I don't think I want him to kick the habit just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Just for the record.......it wasn't me. Just out of curiosity...did he leave his scrotum and testicles? Yeah, my mind went there and I knew I'd never get that image out of my head so since misery loves company and all that I had to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I bet the guy's wife slipped the Doc an extra 2k under the table to do that for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Want more details on this story? http://www.startribune.com/nation/128260373.html Second to last paragraph almost made me lose my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Wonder what the protocol is for unexpectedly finding cancer during a surgery? I would think that outside of the prospect of not removing it being life-threatening, you would sew it up, wake dude up and get him to sign a consent form before going all commando on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sly Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Want more details on this story? http://www.startribune.com/nation/128260373.html Second to last paragraph almost made me lose my lunch. That certainly puts an interesting spin on the story. It's not like the doctor removed a healthy, normal looking penis. Still.... aren't there evaluations BEFORE surgery? The patient is obviously mentally unstable if he's living with a diseased-looking penis (according to how it was described in trial)... and doctor isn't on top of his game if he doesn't check it out before putting his patient under anesthesia. I can't see the doctor winning this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Health care is expensive. This guy thought he could have the surgery done and only leave a tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Would love to hear the conversation that took place when guy woke up. "Where the **** is my penis" "Oh, I cut it off because I saw cancer. True story bro" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Would love to hear the conversation that took place when guy woke up."Where the **** is my penis" "Oh, I cut it off because I saw cancer. True story bro" :ols: "it's over there in that garbage can if ya want it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, he lost his lawsuit (as well as his penis): Ky. Jury Rules Against Penis Amputation Patient SHELBYVILLE, Ky. — A jury on Wednesday ruled against a Kentucky truck driver who sued his urologist claiming the doctor amputated part of his penis without his consent. The six-man, six-woman jury deliberated briefly before coming back with the verdict in the lawsuit filed by 64-year-old Phillip Seaton, and his wife, Deborah, in Shelby County Circuit Court. The jury ruled unanimously against the claim that Dr. John Patterson of Frankfort had failed to exercise proper care. It ruled 10-2 against the claim that Seaton hadn't consented to the amputation. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 On the plus side, the dick doctor didn't use the garbage disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, he lost his lawsuit (as well as his penis): Sounds like he didn't get dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 In all the joking about the story I think we've lost sight of the tragic situation of the wife who will have to forgo the pleasures of a Kentucky truck driver's 64-year old badly cancerous and inflamed penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 In all the joking about the story I think we've lost sight of the tragic situation of the wife who will have to forgo the pleasures of a Kentucky truck driver's 64-year old badly cancerous and inflamed penis. A little work and we have a new Hallmark "sorry for your loss" card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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