China Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Ontario city mystified by whole lotta shakin' underground WINDSOR — For months, residents of south and west Windsor have been wondering and worrying about vibrations of unknown origin. And now, those mysterious rumblings under the city have found a new believer — the city's Ward 10 Coun. Al Maghnieh, who says it's time to start taking the phenomenon seriously. "It's very present and real," he said. Maghnieh added that those who think the phenomenon is a joke or that its proponents are "crazy" need to grasp the implications in terms of health and the environment. "I mean, it's actually scary to think that this is going on and we still can't pinpoint what it is," he said. "This is potentially very dangerous." Maghnieh said he first started receiving calls from concerned citizens back in March. But it wasn't until the early hours of Friday morning — when he'd arranged to visit the homes of rumble witnesses — that he experienced the sensation himself. "It's a very sharp, consistent rumble sound," Maghnieh said. "Sometimes it's like a hum." The city councillor said that at one point, he put a half-full water bottle on the ground and could see the vibrations causing ripples on the water's surface. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Somebody's building a Tesla Earthquake machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 It's just the death rattle from Detroit in its last throes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madison Redskin Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 So now I know where to be next December... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 It's just the 'ole US of A using super low frequency coms to our nuclear sub fleet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Is there a railroad that runs through this town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 It's just the 'ole US of A using super low frequency coms to our nuclear sub fleet. We have nuclear subs in Lake Erie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dear Mr. Maghnieh. There are these people called "geologists". They can be found all over the world and many can be found at most any university. They use these magical devices called "seismographs" that believe it or not, can record mystical tremblings of the earth better than a bottle of water. I know this is a stretch, but I would recommend speaking to one of the wizards who use these magic boxes. It may be that they can help. Signed - a concerned friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 No doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 Unavailable for comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Huh. I guess people wrong about where R'lyeh is located. Its actually in lake Erie. I hope they're ready for Cthulhu to rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Sounds like cartels have decided that the southern border is too dangerous and have tunneled to Canada to make use of the northern border instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Call the Incredibles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 It's the strippers shaking their heinies (that was the only reason I know that anyone ever went to Windsor - its just across the border from Detroit and had typically lax Canadian nudity laws) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 It's "The Ontario Project" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudechain Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Nah, it's just Albert Haynesworth walking to the fridge to get a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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