China Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse. The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation. The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Buggery." And I'd have to see her before I could comment as to whether the "Offences againt the Dog" Act was violated too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual. How exactly did they determine that? What, did the dog bark once for yes and twice for no? Or was based more on the dog's body language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Buggery" is a real charge? I thought that was a Simpsons joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Buggery" is a real charge? I thought that was a Simpsons joke. Wasn't it "aggravated buggery"? And how do you order a dog to do that? Took me forever to teach my dog to sit on command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Missionary or doggie style? Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four They teach these "orders" in dog obedience school ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 This thread has serious potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Why is it that, whenever I see a crazy thread topic I immediately know China started it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Buggery." I caught that, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Darwin wins again. Darwin ALWAYS wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court? In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Do they not have condoms in Ireland ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Hmm no pictures of her. I am curious as to what she looked like, well before dying anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. :notworthy: Dan, you officially win the interwebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mardi gras skin Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. Perfect! Couldn't you just hear this in the pub? :2drunks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. Dan, this is priceless! I laughed and laughed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I hate when that happens but at least Dan T can bring something good out of it. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The man appeared at the LimerickCounty Court?In that case, the story needs to be retold... A young man named Sean with a dog Met a gal on a buggery blog Holy creation, she humped the Alsatian And now she's as dead as a log. This is the thread winner right here! Have you joined Burgolds writing group yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Have you joined Burgolds writing group yet? I don't think limerick writers qualify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Do they not have condoms in Ireland ? Southern Ireland. Very Catholic. I would imagine teaching a dog the rhythm method is a *****. Hail., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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