Madison Redskin Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My fellow Americans, I have an important message for you .... America, troops, socialist, "We the People," elitists, maverick, small government, apple pie, God, yew betcha, pit bull, Islamofascists, ridiculosity. [Wild applause] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This was a good thread idea. And I was hoping we could have some fun, especially if some of us on the right played along. Oh well. Good thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My fellow Americans, I have an important message for you .... America, troops, socialist, "We the People," elitists, maverick, small government, apple pie, God, yew betcha, pit bull, Islamofascists, ridiculosity. [Wild applause] Don't forget "9-11, 9-11, 9-11, you betcha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Again, no. We don't want that. The best thing for the nation is for the GOP to put up a competent candidate that reflects their views. They have those people out there, but most of them aren't running. Our nation is too important to want a clown like Palin to have even the slightest chance of sitting in the Oval Office. This. Which is why I hope Huntsman wins the nomination. I wouldn't vote for him but he doesn't scare me. Unfortunately he won't get anywhere close to it. BTW, anyone who uses "mainstream media" instead of "lamestream media" should be automatically disqualified from this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 "As we commiserate this 4th of July weekend, I think we should all take time to thank individually each and every one of the brave men and women who give us our freedom by protecting our freedoms. Our Founding Fathers declared their independence from England over 200 years ago so that we can have our freedom, and I'll be gosh-darned if I'm gonna sit here and let those washington politicians and beurocrats take away your freedom! The founding fathers knew how dangerous socialized medicine was, that's why they left it out of the constitution. And I'll be darn tootin if I'm gonna sit here and let the socialist agenda win. Happy Memorial Day everyone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 "While on my great American freedom tour to benefit the great individuals of this great land of America... I plan on taking my bus to some of the great Civil War states such as Hawaii and the Puerto Rico. Ya know, you can see Hugo Chavez' stronghold from Puerto Rico's capital city of Havanna." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Hello America, I'm Sarah Palin and I wanna be your next President....well at least until the job get's too hard anyway. Now you might ask "Sarah, what makes you think you're qualified to be President of these United States?" Well, I'd tell ya that I know how to balance a budget because I've got soccer Mahm financial cred....and because I was lucky enough to be governor of a state with vast oil wealth. Finally, I'd like to explain my episode of verbal diarrhea regarding Paul Revere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I'm just so amazed to finally be here in Jerusalem, to see the city Moses established for his people after he led them across the Nile and turned the river Jordan into the Dead Sea by touching it with his staff and making it go red with the blood from locusts and all the firstborn Egyptian sons that God killed off because they were doing abortions. And to be here where Jesus was is like so amazing, I mean, the only Christian in the country surrounded by Jews, but people still listened to him until they decided to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Hello America, I'm Sarah Palin and I wanna be your next President....well at least until the job get's too hard anyway. Now you might ask "Sarah, what makes you think you're qualified to be President of these United States?" Well, I'd tell ya that I know how to balance a budget because I've got soccer Mahm financial cred....and because I was lucky enough to be governor of a state with vast oil wealth.Finally, I'd like to explain my episode of verbal diarrhea regarding Paul Revere If anyone missed that clip - they missed 56 seconds of gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 1. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip) 2. "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009 3. "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip) 4. "Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip) 5. "'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010 6. "He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011 7. "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010 8. "Especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible." --Sarah Palin, defending her fiery campaign rhetoric in the wake of the Arizona shooting massacre by invoking a phrase ("blood libel") that typically refers historically to the alleged murder of Christian babies by Jews, Jan. 12, 2011 9. "We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?" --Sarah Palin, admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada's single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing, March 6, 2010 10. "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." --Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," Nov. 1, 2008 (Read more about the prank call, watch the video and see the transcript) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Americana is at a crossroads here, it really is. We are a strong people, but even people that are strong need some kind of leader to help keep them strong. Some bigwig sitting behind a big desk in Washington is not going to get that done. America is great, but we have the potential to be greater and we can only be great by giving the mama grizzilies and the daddy's that fight for them the voice they need. ---------- Post added June-7th-2011 at 01:14 PM ---------- I'm just so amazed to finally be here in Jerusalem, to see the city Moses established for his people after he led them across the Nile and turned the river Jordan into the Dead Sea by touching it with his staff and making it go red with the blood from locusts and all the firstborn Egyptian sons that God killed off because they were doing abortions. And to be here where Jesus was is like so amazing, I mean, the only Christian in the country surrounded by Jews, but people still listened to him until they decided to kill him. classic ...the last sentence is gold jerry, gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 I think Riggo may have won. The rest of you...write better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 When our first President Christopher Colombus discovered Washington DC in 1776... with all the bells ringing and the liberals trying to take away our guns by not allowing us to drill in Anwar... Benjamin Franklin tweeted about how we needed to warn our friends the English about the rebels and we have to stand together against the French, don'tcha know... because real Americans were losing their homes due to the coffee tax that liberal states like Washington were imposing on real Virginians, but I'm just like that great American who said, To be or not to be... and that's why I choose to be a real American not like that Obama character whose paling around with the French like Ben Franklin and his liberal media pals during the Revolutionary War of 1812! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 To me, Palin's Paul Revere monologue was painfully reminicent of: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children". The Revere answer video is fascinating to watch, as she strings together catch phrases about freedoms and America's right to bear arms. I empathise with her regarding the muffed response in and of itself. She seems tired and to my eyes and ears seems like she is speaking only because she feels obligated to, putting on a public face despite being tired and put out. But as others have said, the bigger offenses to me are 1. Trying to retrofit her response into some kind of insightful historical perspective instead of saying it was a slip of the tongue. 2. Blaming it on a 'gotcha" question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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