Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This is a game I just invented. Try to come up with a sentence that sounds like it could come from Sarah Palin. The best one wins the scorn of the Tea Party. "The big problems facing this great country are an enormous challenge for those moms and dads working hard and don't care about the stuff that the mainstream elite media comes up with to tell them about their lives because they know what's going on and what has to be done to fix it but the Washington elites don't want obviously do what needs to be done. Also, too, President Obama." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Mom and Pop stores are the life force of America's economy, don't ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I don't want to do anything too serious so: "I went to school in Hawaii, I don't recall anyone named Obama when I lived there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 The "mainstream media" can say whatever they want, but honest, hardworking folk are the future of this country. And I don't care what Barack Hussein Obama sez (yes, she mispells words just by speaking them) I love this country and the Christian values that the founding fathers wrote into the Constitution, like "Do unto others like they should do unto you." What? Yes, that's in the Constitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 Hold on. I actually can't tell: are these made up or not? Because the point is to make them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'll play. "The most importantest thing we can do as Americans is to make sure that our kids' future is as good as the future for kids in other parts of America isn't. Real Americans need to formucate protections for our way of life, to make sure that Islamians and Mexicans who live here can't change our xylophonic way of life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Hold on.I actually can't tell: are these made up or not? Because the point is to make them up. It's fun to mix in her actual quotes, kind of like a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Oh yeah, here at Gettysburg right down the street from where President Lincoln kept his summer home we won an important victory that meant that good hard working Americans would never have to put up with having their guns taken away from socialists from the north. You betcha, and when Teddy Rosenblatt charged up San Juan hill and killed Adolf Hitler, this country established the standard of freedom that President Obama is trying to steal from your grandchildren. But we're not gonna let him, right? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My catz breath smells like cat food, don't ya know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state." lmao! she sounds like the Jump to conclusions mat guy from Office Space when he's trying to explain what he does all day to the Bobs. He has no actual answer, so he's just fitting whatever crosses his desparate mind into his explanation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'll play. "The most importantest thing we can do as Americans is to make sure that our kids' future is as good as the future for kids in other parts of America isn't. Real Americans need to formucate protections for our way of life, to make sure that Islamians and Mexicans who live here can't change our xylophonic way of life." You do know the difference between George W. Bush and Sarah Palin, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 You do know the difference between George W. Bush and Sarah Palin' date=' right?[/quote']Meh. See if I throw your commie ass a bone again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 and God bless the border patrol men keeping Mexicans safe from foreign threats. because they protect the Mexicans from crossing over and being shot by hard working Americans protecting their land, yeah, that's what I meant all along. "The Mexicans are coming!" was clearly a warning to Mexicans. ---------- Post added June-6th-2011 at 02:27 PM ---------- You do know the difference between George W. Bush and Sarah Palin' date=' right?[/quote']a penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "My people have found some very very interesting information about Paul Revere. It is going to knock your socks off. Also, I recently paid an impressive amount of money to acquire the bell that Paul Revere rang when he rode his horse to warn the British. It is solid gold and it is simply outstanding. And I just spent 7 figures on a thoroughbred that is a direct descendant of the horse that Paul Revere rode. I am extremely proud of myself for acquiring this beautiful beast and I will be riding it during the next episode of my show" Oops, my bad. Mods, please move to the "Talk like Trump" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My catz breath smells like cat food, don't ya know! That's unpossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "Is Obama one of the worst presidents ever? You betcha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 So far only two of these could even be considered to be something she actually said. If you are going to do this at least try and make it realistic. "You know, im just trying to spread the word of freedom throughout this great nation of ours. The Americans I talk to just want to go to work and see the game on the weekend. They don't want government telling them what to do and interfering with their lives." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 You know, the government is really in bad shape when you have billions of dollars coming from countries that we think we are friends with and then they turn around and make stuff to sell to other people who thought they were our friends and are really socialists and they want to work with this administration to make sure that the money they spend, all those trillions I just mentioned, go to fund abortions and taking away guns and freedom from people who are normal folks and want to not have to pay for terrorists to ration their healthcare and tell them when they have to die. That isn't Real America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 WAAAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAH!! The mainstream meedhia is beatin' up on me 'cuz Imma girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 WAAAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAH!! The mainstream meedhia is beatin' up on me 'cuz Imma girl. nC-tOzXQOsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 by Sarah Palin: **** ******* ****** ** ********* *** ******* **** ******** * ***** ***. *** ******** ** ***** *** ****** * **********!!!! It doesn't really matter what she says, because whatever it is, her supporters alway hear the same thing: "I'm not one of the elites who think they are better than you. I'm one of you. I understand you. Any criticism of me is a direct personal attack on you and your values." It's like this cartoon. But substitute the words "values" and "elites" for the word Ginger. ---------- Post added June-6th-2011 at 01:22 PM ---------- nC-tOzXQOsk That is by far the most thoughtful and coherent thing I have ever heard Sarah Palin say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Corcaigh has a point. Palin's M.O. isn't usually to directly whine about sexism. Rather she insinuates that she's being attacked because she's a woman and then stands back while Faux News, Rush Dimbaugh, et al come riding to the poor damsel's rescue to do her dirty work for her. :violin: Of course she's certainly not above complaining of sexism herself (or even on behalf of others) when she just can't help herself. After all, Sarah never met a complaint she couldn't pimp. Anywho, I do hope like hell she wins the nomination so that I get to hear her complain about losing to Obama-or anyone else including Homer Simpson. Biggest. Landslide. EVER!! Hmm, I wonder what sobbing sounds like through an Alaskan/midwestern accent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Anywho, I do hope like hell she wins the nomination so that I get to hear her complain about losing to Obama-or anyone else including Homer Simpson. Biggest. Landslide. EVER!! Again, no. We don't want that. The best thing for the nation is for the GOP to put up a competent candidate that reflects their views. They have those people out there, but most of them aren't running. Our nation is too important to want a clown like Palin to have even the slightest chance of sitting in the Oval Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spearfeather Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 " The " lamestream " media stinks like the south end of a north-bound moose. " Is that a good one...huh, is it, huh, is that a good one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.