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polywog999

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I'm really not that nasty of a guy. I was kicked out of heaven and it was bogus! All I did was sit on god's chair. Boo-freakin-hoo! Jesus did it all the time!

And another thing....I don't have a stupid tail!!!! OK? Or a damn pitchfork! There's a bunch of stuff about me that you think is true, and it's all a bunch of crap!

I don't run hell, OK? I don't want that @!$#&*# gig, EVAR! You think I want to do gods dirty work??? Funk dat! Let him punish my followers. I got no beef with people who go to hell....I encourage it! If I owned hell, it would be a party!

Jesus hates me cause I get all the chicks....sorry! It's not my fault that women dig bad boys! Get rid of the sandals already! That look went out in 95!

Also, quit conjuring me for no other reason than to impress your friends! I've got stuff to do!

Latter!

Lucifer.

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if you're the 2nd most powerful being in the Universe, why such a crappy home?

Couldn't pick a good spot on Nebulus Prime?

Look, damn it! I don't live in hell...OK? I screw around on planet earth and cause lots of trouble. SHOW ME IN THE BIBLE WHERE I RUN HELL!!!

For the love of crack!

Also...I'm not second in command, I'm the bottom man on the freaking totem pole! :evilg:

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Is it true when they say 'beauty is only skin deep' pretty boy?

NO! Beauty is the only thing that people really care about. Try this experiment....dress up as a scary ass old lady and see who want's to help you! Ha! Get back too me on that and tell me all your glorious tales of how people have big hearts! It's ca-ca. People hate old, ugly and stupid! It's a fact of life.

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How did you decide to hire Jason Garrett as your team's head coach?

How long have you owned the Lakers?

At what age did your son LeBron leave home?

I don't own the Lakers....that one belongs to him.

Labron was kicked out. He could pay rent and I have a zero tolerance policy (yes, zero tolerance was MY idea!)

Jason Garret owes me his soul....we made a deal, get over it!

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How's my Grandpa doin?!

Like I said...I got nothing to do with hell.

Sorry for your loss....

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You might be the prince of darkness, but I...

I am the Lord of Darkness.

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Knock it off!!! Play time is over....let Evil take care of Evil!!!! You have too kind of a face to ever do the @$E@#!@#% things I think of!

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Were you around St. Petersburg when they saw it was time for a change?

And killed the Czar and his ministers as Anastasia screamed in vain?

Also, why did you lay traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay?

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Were you around St. Petersburg when they saw it was time for a change?

And killed the Czar and his ministers as Anastasia screamed in vain?

Also, why did you lay traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay?

The Rolling stones suck! They sold me some skank weed and I got the worst headache of my life!

I really dug the movie "give me shelter," though...it was really phat to see grace Slick get ***** slapped!

She deserved it for "we built this city."

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why you gotta be all mean and junk?

Look Zoony, I like you....OK? You do more for me than Donald Trump! I like you! You're my kind of guy!

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Does .99999999repeating=1?????

:beatdeadhorse:

Infinity does not exist. OK? Drop it already!!!

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Can you take out Tampa Bay's goalie Brett Roloson?

Consider it done! I hate that prick.

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