Hubbs Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 With facebook helping him, its going to be genious. You cant stop Obama winning this election. No Republican is smart enough to use social media. Its that simple Are you kidding? Have you seen how Jon Kyl has cleverly manipulated the masses into boosting his name recognition? Just look at all of these things you can learn about him from Twitter: Jon Kyl is the only member of Congress investigating the disappearance of Old Mexico. Jon Kyl wants to get rid of child labor laws to put children to work in factories making Peeps for Easter. Jon Kyl died this morning trying to acquire superpowers by entering the Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant. The Congressional cafeteria never feeds Jon Kyl after midnight for fear he will become MechaJonKyl. Jon Kyl eats every rotisserie chicken he buys down to the bone, then returns it saying, "It tastes funny." Jon Kyl owns 51 percent of Skynet Corporation. Jon Kyl starred as Annie in the original Broadway cast of Annie in 1976. Jon Kyl makes moonshine in the back of a bus that he lives in somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains. Jon Kyl and Snoop Dogg are rumored to be on an album together later this year called: "Suck My Caucus." Jon Kyl captured and killed the "Rescue Rangers", that is why that awesome cartoon got canceled. Jon Kyl rides a flying sleigh pulled by undead reindeer and has an army of zombie elves that make weapons. Jon Kyl once laid an egg, when it hatched Justin Bieber emerged. Jon Kyl regularly beats rubber chickens with actual chickens. Jon Kyl started the unrest in the Middle East when he slapped a vendor who later set himself on fire. Jon Kyl sired the entire cast of Jersey shore. Jon Kyl takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make more. A tiny Jon Kyl clone is responsible for my rectal discomfort. He leaves them at public restrooms as traps. Jon Kyl owns and operates two meth labs and a taco stand. Jon Kyl once presented an open can of tuna as his ticket to get into a Melissa Etheridge concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Jobs Are Overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 ObamaTown: Expect it. I was waiting for that one to be posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 You Might Want To Think About A Trade In. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 If you can't beat em, join em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peajay2166 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I promised you the change,now I promise you the bills!!!!!!! (medical,taxes,etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Trust Me-We Still Can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "Sit tight. The hope and change is in the mail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Direction Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 See me for the government cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "If you don't vote for me, you will be rounded up and thrown into FEMA Camp." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "Sit tight. The hope and change is in the mail." Or the hope and change got lost in the mail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2011 Author Share Posted April 22, 2011 "Sit tight. The hope and change is in the mail." Or the hope and change got lost in the mail!! "Your check for the 'Change' was accidentally made out to 'Goldman Sachs' and "Libyan Rebels" but it's too late to put a Stop Payment on it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Money Pits are Good For America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mardi gras skin Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "experience matters" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kubstix Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "I inherited this disaster" "I promise this time is change" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "Got a better option?" "This is much better than it was 4 years ago." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 We can overcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Hola Amigos,como esta usted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzSkinsFan63 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 It's Tax Time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Judge me by my words not by my actions. or I need 4 more years of Management Training - I might get it right eventually. or It the Economy, Stupid... (wait, that wont work this time...) or Are you better off now than you were just 4 short years ago? (wait, that won't work either...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "Change. This Time I mean It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Obama-Biden 2012: Let's Get Dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdeathstar Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 The Stickman of Hope. ~Audacity, but with soul. Back in Black ~A reference to the budget. Better to be black that red in accounting. Thats all i got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdeathstar Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 2012 should be Obama Hillary. Biden is an asshat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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