Hubbs Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Are you saying Jesus Christ can't throw a curveball?" hahahahaha! Harris. Major League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I think Major League 2 quotes are under-rated. Valet: Mr. Vaughn, I thought you were starting tonight. Rick Vaughn: I did. Valet: Oh, sorry. I didn't tune in until the 2nd inning. Rick Vaughn: [Parkman visits Vaughn at the mound after Vaughn gives up three straight hits] What? Jack Parkman: WHAT? They're hammering the slow crap. Think your arm can handle the strain of throwing this guy a fastball? Rick Vaughn: Look, I'll throw it, you just make sure you catch it. Jack Parkman: I will if it ever gets to me. Harry Doyle: [drunk] So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobaga Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Lots of great QT lines in True Romance. A couple choice faves:Big Don: "Now Drexl, any n**** says he don't eat p**** is lying his ass off..." Cocotti, while shooting Clarence's dad: "I haven't killed anybody...since 1984" Drexl: Where the **** is that *****? Clarence: She's with me. Drexl: Who the **** are you? Clarence: I'm her husband. Drexl: <laughs> Oh yeah? Well, that makes us practically related. you must have thought it was white boy day, it aint white boy day is it? nah man, it aint white boy day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. One of my favorite movies and so underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 so long gay boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 "No. I'm a god, not the God... I don't think." - Groundhogs' Day "I'm hungry. Let's get a taco." - Resevoir Dogs "This job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing customers." - Clerks ---------- Post added April-24th-2011 at 10:33 AM ---------- "Shut that ****'s mouth or I'll come over there and **** start her head." - The Way of the Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Bluto from Animal House (John Belushi) : "Seven years of college down the drain" and "Over, did you say it was over? Nothing is over until we say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 "So, tell me Danny....have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "What we have here is failure to communicate" " You know what makes me sick? Watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hotdog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 "It's a 1970 Pontiac Firebird. It's the car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule!" "You don't get to tell me what to do ever again" Lester Burnham is the best!!! Then there is Khan, "Revenge is a dish best served cold". And of course Red, "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Some of these have been mentioned already. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." SnO9Jyz82Ps ---------- Post added April-24th-2011 at 11:48 PM ---------- "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." ---------- Post added April-24th-2011 at 11:54 PM ---------- g2wD5TaMf2k iVlkZVAw8Gc "English mother****er, do you speak it?" OImKPh6N_Lw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Khaaaaan! Khaaaaaan!" “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” “We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans, with a capital ‘A’, huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We’re the underdog.” “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” “Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.” "Dave's not here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Can't believe this hasn't been said yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twcK2T6aeXY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! - Deliverance “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk "No wire hangers, ever!" - Mommie Dearest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 King Arthur: I am your king.Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.Woman: Well how'd you become king then?[Angelic music plays... ]King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 King Arthur: I am your king.Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if went around saying I was Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 National Lampoon's Vacation - Ellen: What do you say Sparky? Clark: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're 10 hours from the ****in' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I got news for you, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest! We're on a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****in' fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles. You'll be whistling zippidy doo da right out of your ***holes. Ah ha ha! I must be crazy I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose...PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!! (laugh)....Holy ****. Rusty: Dad, do you want an aspirin? Clark: DON'T TOUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Funniest part of the movie....love this scene. "just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.":rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Smokey to Craig, How'd you get fired on your day off? Craig, I was moving boxes, Smokey, Moving boxes? What you trying to do build a clubhouse? Any and all lines from Friday, Office Space, Caddy Shack and a Space Balls. Oh yeah and Anchorman. "60% of the time, it works everytime" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ice-T to Wesley Snipes in "New Jack City": "I wanna shoot you so bad, my ****'s hard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 The Jerk..... Sniper: Die, you random son of a *****. [shoots at Navin but hits a display of oil cans] Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans! ----------------- Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing. Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. [the Sniper points to Navin's name in the phone book] Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Kid: "You just killed a helicopter with a car." McClane: "I was outta bullets."--Live Free or Die Hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.M.F. Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Its not that I'm lazy, really, its that I just don't care. - Office Space Its a fiendish thingy! A fiendish thingy! - Help! (or one of the other Beatles movies, but I think it was Help) Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something. - Princess Bride Book of Armaments, chapter two, verses 3 to 21. And St Etelot rose the hand grenade up on high, saying: Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade, that with it thou might blow thine enemy to tiny bits. And the Lord did Grin. And the people did feast upon the lamb, and sloths, and antelope, and orangoutangs, and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... "skip a bit brother" ...And the Lord spake saying: First shalt thou pull out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thy not count, nor shall thy count two, excepting that thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade on antiok towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuffith. Amen. Right. One. Two. Five! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpath11 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Not exactly a quote but this was one of my faves (and Im sure already mentioned in the thread)... “So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas….So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” Carl Spackler assistant groundskeeper at the Bushwood Country Club: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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