polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I always knew I was "different, even as a child. I didn't fit in with the other boys. I envied the other girls. It started when In was five and I wanted a GI Joe for Christmas. My parents thought that I was too young....so they got me a Barbie doll. At first, I cried. What a stupid, sissy gift; but soon, I began dressing her up and brushing her hair....100 times a day. I loved Barbie. I loved her pink car. :laugh: I LOVED Ken! :smooch: Anyway, this year, after watching Glee....something in me clicked- I couldn't live this lie anymore. The "man" in me had to go. It was time for the woman to take over. "Goodbye Mr. one eye'd trouser snake! Well after saving up $500.00 I went to "Crazy -----'s discount sex change grab bag," they were very kind....they understood me. THEY DID NOT JUDGE ME LIKE EXTREMESKINS!!!! I know you people will laugh; that's ok. the real shame was living the lie.... I'm at piece now. I have someone that I want you to meet.... Her name is "Ivana Man...." Here she is.... Don't hate.... APPRECIATE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Take your meds, Wog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I knew all of that hyper-masculine macho man stuff was an act! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hmmm looks like you've put on a few pounds, but that's one helluva breastplate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hey the world takes all kinds. I think the Viking helmet is a great touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 At least you didn't turn yourself into a frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 This is a serious thread....I'm a woman now. Show some respect or my boyfriend will beat the crap out of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This is a serious thread....I'm a woman now. Show some respect or my boyfriend will beat the crap out of you! Not bad;) but let us know when the assignment is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hmmm looks like you've put on a few pounds, but that's one helluva breastplate!!! Are you saying that I'm fat?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Who with a what now? Unless this is 1978, this is not really a subject that's going to lead to great humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Who with a what now?Unless this is 1978' date=' this is not really a subject that's going to lead to great humor.[/quote'] You don't read my threads, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 8Sl0EkHZX_U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 you are one odd fella, polywog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 you are one odd fella, polywog. Didn't ya read the thread ? He's not a "fella" anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Didn't ya read the thread ?He's not a "fella" anymore. Thank you. My name is Ivana Man; Gender-Bender-Avenger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Didn't ya read the thread ?He's not a "fella" anymore. See? Its tough remembering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 See? Its tough remembering. I'm surprised that no one figured it out. ---------- Post added March-17th-2011 at 05:56 PM ---------- From my sad other life....as a man. -UNw7DspN94&feature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 wV1FrqwZyKw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Thanks for knocking me out of craziest post of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Thanks for knocking me out of craziest post of the week I don't recall anyone saying yours was crazy. ---------- Post added March-17th-2011 at 07:08 PM ---------- I never thought Poly was a b... um...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Figures, the one guy who's good at picking up chicks at a bar in the whole of ES in now a chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Figures, the one guy who's good at picking up chicks at a bar in the whole of ES in now a chick. Well, now we finally have a chance with one of them... :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyLeeGhostHunter Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Gals like Polywog make the world go 'round. Thanks dude(ette). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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