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Listening to WTEM 980 the T Kornyheiser show,Liberal Democrat Carville admitted that back stage at the Jay Leno Show he was caught staring at the assetts of Jewel.

Jewel said to him "Yes they are huge but stop staring."

He might relate to the lil horny sailor after alllaugh.gif

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All that talent ... and her heart is in the right place, too.

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OKay, so she looks alright. Her personality definitely leaves something to be desired though. My senior year of college, she came down to St. Mary's to give a concert. She was an incredibly spoiled brat, and this was before she made it big time. At the time, I think I was the only one of my friends who had even heard of her, much less had a cd.

WEll, she gets down to St. Mary's, and stops a guy on the bike bath and asked him for his bike. He responded no. I think that's a perfectly legit answer. He didn't know who she was, and she was asking for his $200 bike so she could go joy ride around our campus. Anyway, she was still in a huff about that at the concert she gave.

Then she has a concert which was okay, but have you ever been at a concert where the performer doesn't want to be there? The concert was rushed and over in an hour and 5 min.

Her next hissy fit was about the fact the state school wouldn't buy her liquor. She was 20 at the time. Nevermind that we, the students, would get whatever she wanted (heck, you've seen the pictures). Not good enough.

Then she went back to Solomons Island. For those of you who don't know, it's a yachting spot. We put her up in the nicest hotel there in the pent house suit. Well, it wasn't good enough, and she left after 5 minutes there while making sure to tell our staff how far below her standards it was.

For a lady who claims to have grown up in the back of a suburban, she got picky & spoiled fast. I couldn't bring myself to cry when she left the stage at the HFS festival because somebody threw a frisbee that hit her. It's hard to like somebodies music that comes across as such a whiny ^&*%

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I can't stop staring at them either...

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Speaking of Jewel's imperfections:

my favorite jewel moment has to do with a certain book of poetry she published. Now, this act alone puts her up for public ridicule, but what makes this particular story great is that she went on MTV to publicize this book of poems. As she is being interveiwed by Kurt Loder, Kurt turns to one of her poems and reads the last line: "with perfect casualty" and point blank tells her "that's not what casualty means." (She had used it as the noun form of casual, which we all know it is not) Jewel doesn't really seem to understand what Kurt is saying. And simply repeats herself, assuring herself that it is indeed a word and the correct one to boot. Anyway, that fiasco put an end to jewel's poetry career, and for that we all owe Kurt Loder a big thanks!

(You'd think some kind of editor would have cought that, but no. Or that she could have claimed poetic license, but no)

-DB

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Jewel is a sweet babe, but she is definitely getting a little too full of herself. I heard her on a radio interview recently and she gave the perfunctory one- and two-word answers to the poor slob who was asking her questions. Without the visuals, she loses a lot of her appeal smile.gif

For my part, the Fitzman fantasy sandwich involves Elizabeth Hurley and Vanessa Williams. What can I say, I love the classics tongue1.gif

Of course, diving head first into a wading pool full of Victoria's Secret angels ain't bad either love.gif

[edited.gif by Fitzman on December 22, 2001.]

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As with Anna, somehow the passble talent/passable looks combo works for most. Not for me. There are PLENTY of well-endowed women out there with better bods, and plenty of better performers (I for one can't stand her fake-brooding whiney music, but that's just me.)

And for her to criticize a guy for looking at the two main reasons for her fame and fortune is laughable. Use em or don't woman, but don't be a hypocrite about it either way.

Here endeth the rant. smile.gif

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Dude, that was celebrity fantasy stuff. They don't need to talk. They are in that stereotypical backseat babe category.

I can go just about any where here in the DC area and see finer babes to upgrade my sandwich with.

And after I saw Serena's southern girl body at the walk for the homeless she would be on my full course meal fantasy list by herself.

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