China Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt Store employee arrest on unrelated warrants ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out. According to the woman, the yogurt had "bodily fluid" in it. The Albuquerque Police Department is investigating whether the woman's claims can be substantiated. Tuesday night detectives said a woman who was shopping at Sunflower Market on Corrales Road and Alameda tried a free yogurt sample. She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm. The woman told management and called police around 9 p.m. Investigators questioned the male employee who was handing out the free samples but said they could not charge him until after tests prove it was semen. “We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this.” Hoffman said police scooped up the possible evidence and sent to the crime lab. While the employee was not charged on the yogurt case he was arrested because he was a wanted man. Police arrested Anthony Garcia, 31, because he had two outstanding bench warrants. One of the warrants was filed in December for failure to appear for an arraignment. The charges on the case included two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Human or cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 And how would she know what that tastes like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 And how would she know what that tastes like? 2+2= ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 “We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. Another reason to associate only with women who swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I don't see the problem. She's apparently tasted sperm before, since she recognized the taste. So she's okay with tasting sperm, but not when it's mixed with even more delicious yogurt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 She spit it out because she felt it tasted like sperm. Officials brought in Jenna Jameson who confirmed that it was in fact sperm, ate the rest of the samples, and then scolded the other woman for spitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 “We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. Another reason to associate only with women who swallow. It never said she hated it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Maybe she shouldn't have tried the "Salty Seaman" flavor that they offered that day. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 WoodTV...I get jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave25 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 And how would she know what that tastes like? hahaha beat me too it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Some of the comments from the initial link are priceless. haha. Some of the womens comments are excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave25 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 even though its funny its still pretty messed up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 even though its funny its still pretty messed up.. Yes, we really need to be more sensitive. This is a sticky situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 haha. That ^^^ made me laugh sir. Nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 ha-ha, she knows what sperm tastes like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Another one who doesn't swallow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I would've been more impressed if she could have identified WHOSE it tasted like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 2+2= ..... Ho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 If that yogurt sample was less than 35% sperm, you can't legally call it "sperm". Come on, lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Well played sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I always thought when the yogurt label read "contains live active cultures", it was actually referring to sperm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Damn spitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Protein Yogurt with a little Wang to it. ---------- Post added January-28th-2011 at 12:49 PM ---------- And how would she know what that tastes like? She previously resided in San Fran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Here's a photo of the victim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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