Burgold Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 Brandon Banks Inyuk-chuk! Holy Superfriends reference, Batman :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekhmet728 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Holy Superfriends reference, Batman :rotflmao: Haha! I knew someone would get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Banks is too small to play center or guard. He needs to put on at least one hundred pounds or he could walk on stilts.... Burgold for prez in 12! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Amazingly, even if he gained a hundred pounds he would still be fifty pounds lighter than the smallest guard in the NFL these days. I think Brandon could do it given a week's effort. Just have to fool the NFL Steroid police and that's not all that hard. Look man, Brandon really put in the time in the weight room. You saying it's unnatural to gain a hundred pounds of muscle in a week... I say you are underestimating the capacity for hard work. Brandon's like a machine with the dumb bells. Do you know how many five pound curls he can do? That and a good banana milkshake's all he needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeknows Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 you know what though.... we all know this was in jest but i honestly believe that if they asked him to he probably would say "lets do this". i like this kid and i think he is an inspiration to us all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Absolutely, this is one of those to paraphrase Kornheiser, We kid because we love Threads. Banks is a wonderful underdog story and one of the best diamond in the rough stories that we've had in a while. I don't know how his story will come out, but right now he's Cinderella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Banks is too small to play center or guard. He needs to put on at least one hundred pounds or he could walk on stilts....Burgold for prez in 12! Banks would need stilts, otherwise he'd look like this to the D-Linemen. Why don't we just plant four of these, and Trent Williams on the LOS instead? It would be an upgrade! Burgold, your "90 yards?" dialogue is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Thanks. Every so often it's good to just goof around. Sometimes, ES gets way too serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annonymous Source Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 A good reporter never reveals his sources. It was me. I am the most quoted source of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Thanks. Every so often it's good to just goof around. Sometimes, ES gets way too serious. Wrong you are! I would speculate that ES is indeed, not serious enough. I find your OP to be in poor taste, as banks is a running back, he is barley big enough for that and YOU want to put him on the OL? Ha! He should play three positions at once! Banks for QB in 2011!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Quicksilver + Lion Heart = Brandon Banks He has definately proved that he belongs in the NFL, but I am alway scared for him because of his size. Playing in the NFL is like getting hit by a truck every weekend. Is Banks the NFL's smallest man? Anybody know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 You must be in a good mood buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 It was me. I am the most quoted source of all time. Whew! Avoided jail time once again. That judge was threatening contempt of court in a very big way. Anyone surprised that the major media didn't pick up on this story? What's wrong with Florio? He's slowing down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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