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A new position for Brandon Banks-- Offensive Guard???


Burgold

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Amazingly, even if he gained a hundred pounds he would still be fifty pounds lighter than the smallest guard in the NFL these days. I think Brandon could do it given a week's effort. Just have to fool the NFL Steroid police and that's not all that hard.

Look man, Brandon really put in the time in the weight room. You saying it's unnatural to gain a hundred pounds of muscle in a week... I say you are underestimating the capacity for hard work. Brandon's like a machine with the dumb bells. Do you know how many five pound curls he can do? That and a good banana milkshake's all he needed.

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Absolutely, this is one of those to paraphrase Kornheiser,

We kid because we love

Threads.

Banks is a wonderful underdog story and one of the best diamond in the rough stories that we've had in a while. I don't know how his story will come out, but right now he's Cinderella.

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Banks is too small to play center or guard. He needs to put on at least one hundred pounds or he could walk on stilts....

Burgold for prez in 12!

Banks would need stilts, otherwise he'd look like this to the D-Linemen.

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Why don't we just plant four of these, and Trent Williams on the LOS instead? It would be an upgrade!

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Burgold, your "90 yards?" dialogue is hilarious.

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Thanks. Every so often it's good to just goof around. Sometimes, ES gets way too serious.

Wrong you are! I would speculate that ES is indeed, not serious enough. I find your OP to be in poor taste, as banks is a running back, he is barley big enough for that and YOU want to put him on the OL? Ha! He should play three positions at once!

Banks for QB in 2011!!!

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It was me. I am the most quoted source of all time.

Whew! Avoided jail time once again. That judge was threatening contempt of court in a very big way. Anyone surprised that the major media didn't pick up on this story? What's wrong with Florio? He's slowing down.

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