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ESPN: Bill Simmons: Ranking the war-readiness of the NFL's QBs


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Found this on ESPN.com. Bill Simmons asks, "Which QB would you go to war with?" Donovan McNabb is ranked 7th best QB. One ahead of Eli Manning and one behind Tony Romo sits to pee. Here is what he said about them:

COURAGE UNDER FIRE

8. Eli Manning, Giants

He'd be six spots lower if not for the Helmet Catch. That play continues to kill me. Super Bowl XLII randomly came on the NFL Network this summer; I hadn't watched it since I saw it live. Totally forgot that, for four straight plays, the Pats could have ended the game.

Fourth-and-1, NYG 37, 1:34 left: Handoff up the middle to Brandon Jacobs. Vince Wilfork slides over to plug the hole and would have … but he slips and falls down. Jacobs gets 2 yards.

First-and-10, NYG 39, 1:28 left: Heavy pressure on Eli, slips out of the pocket, scrambles right with Adalius Thomas chasing him, and even as it's happening, you're thinking, "I have seen this play happen 2,500 times, and every time it happens, the linebacker karate-chops the QB's right arm from behind, causes a fumble and falls on it," but in this case, of course, Thomas' chop fails to totally dislodge the ball and Eli juggles it before falling on it. Timeout, Giants.

Second-and-5, NYG 44, 1:20 left: Manning sails a deep out over David Tyree's head to All-Pro cornerback Asante Samuel, who screws up his jump and lets the title-clinching pick go through his hands.

Third-and-5, NYG 44, 1:15 left: The Helmet Catch. Made by a player who never caught another pass during a professional football game.

(I'll be right back. Just going to pour a shot of scotch.)

7. Donovan McNabb, Redskins

Put it this way: If the ignominy of getting traded within his division doesn't inspire one of his greatest seasons, then maybe he wasn't so great to begin with.

6. Tony Romo sits to pee, Cowboys

Put it this way: I'd rather have him as my fantasy QB than my real QB.

The rest of the list can be seen here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100902

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I know this is somewhat petty, but being a veteran, it always drives me crazy when I see some media sap using terms like "war ready" or "courage under fire" when they don't have the slightest ******* idea what they're talking about and sports does not equal war. I find it rather offensive personally.

Sorry about the rant.

Beyond that, I agree with Soup. My favorite line about Kolb is:

"The good news for Kolb: Philly fans are famously patient and supportive." :ols:

EDIT: Oh, and Soup, that Portis sig that Santana 89 is using (the one where he's being tackled by the Bucs), is unbelievably beautiful man. Complete piece of artwork there. They should honestly hang some of the stuff you and LCS have done in the museum if Snyder ever builds it. Honestly, beautiful.

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This had me :rotflmao:. But, with that said, how does he make 6? Has there ever been a more over-rated (and over-inflated) QB in the NFL? ;)

Say what you want about the guy, but he has a knack for getting teams in position for success in the playoffs...but then it all falls apart.

That said, he'll struggle this year with a depleted line. He can only make so many plays with his feet.

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I have to say that is a classic Bill Simmons article. The Hulkamania link had me in tears. And he's dead right about First Blood. That is a quality movie on par with the first Terminator. Stallone actually puts in a quality, understated effort... up until the last scene when he starts freaking out and ridiculously over-acting when he's talks about his experiences in Nam to the General guy.

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Say what you want about the guy, but he has a knack for getting teams in position for success in the playoffs...but then it all falls apart.

That said, he'll struggle this year with a depleted line. He can only make so many plays with his feet.

You're right, Hitman, and his chocking and :cry: after another post season disaster makes it all the more gratifying. :D

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