Teller Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 So, we all know the government and advocacy groups like to give catchy, less offensive names to things that...well frankly...often suck. We don't call abortion supporters "Pro-Baby Killing." We call them "Pro-Choice." We don't call giving job preference to minorities "Government-Ordered Discrimination." We call it "Affirmative Action." We don't call those coming here illegally "Illegal Aliens." We call them "Undocumented Workers" or "Immigrants" or "Migrant Workers." So here's a chance to sugar-coat some of life's sticky situations. Take those things that are frowned upon generally, or misunderstood, and make them more palatable. A few examples: Playa -- Nocturnal Exercise Advocate Pimp -- Asset Manager Redneck -- NASCAR Ambassador Murderer -- Natural Selector, Population Controller New Black Panther -- Friendly Doorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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