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Bleacher Report - Haynesworth Eats Daniel Snyder


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Shocking reports are emerging from Washington Redskins headquarters, where it appears that embittered defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has eaten Redskins owner Daniel Snyder and choked to death in the process.

In a bizarre turn of events, in an already strange tale, a large crowd of joyous Redskin fans were seen tailgating and celebrating outside the Redskins facilities as the word of the reported Redskin double fatality spread.

Former Redskin stars Sonny Jurgensen and John Riggins were even spotted leading fans in a riotous version of "Hail To The Redskins!"

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