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Bra sets off metal detector at Miami jail, causing headache for lawyer visiting client

MIAMI (AP) — An attorney claims she couldn't visit her client at a South Florida detention center because of the undergarment she was wearing. The attorney said an underwire bra set off a metal detector at the Miami Federal Detention Center earlier this month. Guards at the facility then wouldn't let the woman inside.

According to The Miami Herald, the attorney removed the bra in a bathroom and again tried to enter the detention center. This time, guards refused to let her inside because she wasn't wearing a bra.

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Florida. That's really all you need to know. No state generates crazy news stories like Florida.

I don't know, I just looked the story up on goggle and found a bunch of different articles each of similar incidents happening all over the US. lol

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Florida. That's really all you need to know. No state generates crazy news stories like Florida.

no joke. i just posted another one about a teacher losing her job because of premarital sex.

what the hell is wrong down there in Florida?

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More I think of it, the more this sounds like a bad porno plot.

Burly, handsome guard: "I'm sorry ma'am but you can't go in. You keep settling off the metal detector."

Stunning, shapely woman: "Oh, I'm so sorry. Would this help?"

*takes off all her clothes*

I think that's all the dialogue you need.

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More I think of it, the more this sounds like a bad porno plot.

Burly, handsome guard: "I'm sorry ma'am but you can't go in. You keep settling off the metal detector."

Stunning, shapely woman: "Oh, I'm so sorry. Would this help?"

*takes off all her clothes*

I think that's all the dialogue you need.

Boy, that sounds like what happened when Albert Haynesworth hooked up with the exotic dancer at the Superbowl in Florida.

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