Tarhog Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm unable to attend the Skins/Pats preseason game next weekend. In the spirit of comaraderie (and in a lame attempt to distract all of us from our first preseason debacle), I'm going to give a pair of these tickets away to the young stud (or studess) who posts the most amusing Dallas Cowboys joke here by Monday morning. You know....something like this (only funnier!): What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? The Huddle. I'm counting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 I have always wondered why Dallas would go to the trouble of getting a turf feild, I've aways heard that they play better on "GRASS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 The most valuable person on the cowboys defence team is Johnny Cochran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Nothing can get passed the cowboys offensive line, not the running backs , or the ball or nothin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Parcells troghted on to the field alongside the band. The leader threw her baton in the air and then dropped it. A fan yelled, "Hey, I see you coach the band, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Billy Cundiff missed his attempt at a field goal. He was so angry, he went to kick himself and missed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 For a cowboy's rookie to earn his star on his helment, he must prove that he will NEVER quit on the team, show that he is in the best best of physical shape, and show that he is a master of class and character, so how is it that Bill Parcells decides who should get a star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? The Huddle (funnier second time around?) The Cowboysa had a 12-5 season this year 12 arrests 5 convictions How did the Cowboys spend time in training camp? Studying their Miranda rights 4 Cowboys are in a car who is driving? The Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101_proof Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy! "Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replied. "Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said. "Then what are you?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Cowboys fan." The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck **** kills family pet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted August 10, 2003 Author Share Posted August 10, 2003 bump to the top.. 101 Proof is the man to beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 A Texan went and died and went to hell, and the Devil of coarse wanted to make his second life as bad as possible. The Texan comes in and goes "Wow, this place has really nice weather, just like Texas Ye haw!" This made the Devil mad as hell, so he turned up the temperature so it was burning hot. The Texan took off his shirt said to the Devil, "Whewee! It's like Texan Summer here, it's sure is hot, the hotter the better!" This really pissed off the Devil, so he made all of Hell frozen, he went to the Texan and found him dancing, the Devil asked, "Why are you so happy now?" The Texan was replied "Look at this weather! The Cowboys must have just won the Super bowl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Giants-Cowboys game. Whenever the Giants scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Giants scored again and again. At the end of the game, the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar. The man thought this was pretty unusual and said to the bartender, "Gee, that's amazing. What happens when the Cowboys win?" The bartender replied, "I don't know- the dog's only four years old." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Albert Einstein wants to test the IQ of three men. He finds men with IQs of 250, 150, and 50. He asks the man with the 250 IQ, "What can you tell me about nuclear fission?" The man gives an answer appropriate to his 250 IQ, and Einstein moves on to the man with a 150 IQ. He asks him, "What can you tell me about Nuclear reactions?" The man gives him an answer appropriate for a 150 IQ. Einstein then asks the man with the 50 IQ, "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 what's the most common saying in a Cowboy bar? "Mind if I push in your stool?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 Panel......you weren't the funniest....but I've got to give you the tickets for sheer persistence and determination.....you seriously want to see this game, don't you?? PM me with your full name and address and the tickets are in the mail...Hope you enjoy the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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