slaga Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Zorn who was the HC of the Washington Redskins. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know Jim Zorn was a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvarlo12000 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 that is classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I dont get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinpride1 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I do get it and it's so true!!!! Damn funny!!! Good job!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaga Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 I dont get it... Your response should be your new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 :rotflmao: The best humour is the truest humour. Thanks for that slaga man. That just had me laughing aloud in my insomniac state this 4 am. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I dont get it... Really??? I think it would have been even funnier if this thread had been done before he got the axe. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot4u Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 that's a good one:ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Really???I think it would have been even funnier if this thread had been done before he got the axe. :laugh: Yes, then it would have been genius! 2 months later, its just okay. I kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaga Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 Yes, then it would have been genius! 2 months later, its just okay. I kid. Nice save.:2drunks: So you get it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jflow78 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 That's a great one. I bet the turtle was put up there with "suddeness", but poor execution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I wonder if "staying medium" on the post helped it stay there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail26 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Wow that is so true! Lol, Zorn, Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkRascadizzle Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I wonder if "staying medium" on the post helped it stay there? beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paloosa Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Right on target :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veretax Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Nice! definitely worth a laugh or three. thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Thanks! I'll be adding this to my arsenal of sayings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I guess at the end he was balancing on his tail at the top of the posts. Great job, and now I can't get the fact that Zorn looks like a turtle out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 What are some of the highlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 What are some of the highlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Thing is, at the end, rather than doing the right thing and putting the turtle back on the ground, vinny was trying to shoot the turtle off the post with a bb gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Sorry, I was referencing MassSkins and his arsenal of sayings. But good find on the picture. Now just shop Zorn's face onto it for some major LoL's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Too funny! Thanks for the post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Sorry, I was referencing MassSkins and his arsenal of sayings. But good find on the picture. Now just shop Zorn's face onto it for some major LoL's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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