Mickalino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm taking this alternative medicine that's shipped from Germany, and when I get it, the entire instructions are in German, and no translation whatsoever. I did not get this prescribed by a Doctor, so I can't consult them on this. So I need to somehow translate these instructions. I realize there are online translators. But that only works if you copy and paste, or if you only have to type a small amount of words. So I scanned the front and back of this, and was hoping someone could help me out. Now, I don't expect the person to translate the whole thing, because obviously it's very long. But if you're fluent, and you could just scan through it, and just tell me the important things I need to know, such as the recommended dosages, frequencies, and any warnings/cautions, and possible interactions with other drugs/supplements. Thanks to anyone who can help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Mick, I hope you know what you are doing. Taking medicine shipped from a foreign country without consulting a doctor, medicine that you can't even read the label... this is a recipe for disaster. Be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 But if you're fluent, and you could just scan through it, and just tell me the important things I need to know, such as the recommended dosages, frequencies, and any warnings/cautions, and possible interactions with other drugs/supplements. You've got to be kidding me. This is a new level, even for you. What did you think you were ordering? Isn't it just a mix of natural products to give you a lot of different enzymes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I speak some, but its been more than a decade since I used any of it. I dont think I'd be comfortable translating it due to its medical nature. I'd hate to mess up and kill ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You've got to be kidding me.This is a new level, even for you. I would argue that this one was worse or, at the very least, shows that he has been to this level before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I would argue that this one was worse or, at the very least, shows that he has been to this level before. That may be even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 It explains how to use it as a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Idiotisch:) C'mon Mick you're not a dummkopf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 It explains how to use it as a suppository. Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I speak a good amount but I doubt I could translate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I speak a good amount but I doubt I could translate that. Unless it says "Worship Satan and Rock On!" - that's the only German yoo know. couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmySmith Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Do not take with or without not eating. Must ingest while awake. Operating heavy machinery is recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I thought that was must not ingest while awake? I'm a bit rusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmySmith Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I thought that was must not ingest while awake?I'm a bit rusty I believe the literal translation is "sleeping while ingesting is not optional". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 IF it lasts more than 4 hours you need to consult a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Unless it says "Worship Satan and Rock On!" - that's the only German yoo know. couldn't resist I'm not sure how to respond to this :hysterical:I don't support anything Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Does drinking fluent German count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 http://babelfish.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 22, 2010 Author Share Posted January 22, 2010 Mick, I hope you know what you are doing.Taking medicine shipped from a foreign country without consulting a doctor, medicine that you can't even read the label... this is a recipe for disaster. Be careful. Thanks for the concern. I been taking this stuff over a month and I have survived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Thanks for the concern. I been taking this stuff over a month and I have survived have you noticed any extra organs growing where they don't belong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I do. I started taking German in 6th grade and took it through my Junior year of college. What do you want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Alternative medicine. From Germany. Seriously dude, not even Kevin Trudeau would do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Maybe it's the German, but the labels, because of how small they are, are barely legible to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Love my monkey. Touch him! Love him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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