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My man card is officially trashed


spjunkies

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  • 2 weeks later...
I have had my part of my eyebrows singed off three times.

13 (ish) years old making some sort of a bomb with kerosene.

17 (ish) years old trying to light a smallish pipe in the back of a VW bug

22 (ish) years old. <and this one is weird, I know> I microwaved a peeled hard-boiled egg, to heat it up. I know (knew) that you weren't supposed to nuke whole eggs, but I assumed that meant whole eggs in the shell... I was wrong. Anyway, I nuked the egg, and then took a big bite... the farker exploded, i mean REALLY exploded. there was egg on the ceiling and on all walls of the kitchen. my lips were torched, and I had a burn that went up the side of my face and took out the side of one of my brows.

but even THEN i had no discernible urge to get it "touched up"

I do, however, have to admit that there is one particular penis that I am very fond of... but I still would never get my eyebrows waxed.

funniest post I've read all year

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