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What in the world possesses a guy who doesn't like penis to have his eyebrows waxed???

I have had my part of my eyebrows singed off three times.

13 (ish) years old making some sort of a bomb with kerosene.

17 (ish) years old trying to light a smallish pipe in the back of a VW bug

22 (ish) years old. <and this one is weird, I know> I microwaved a peeled hard-boiled egg, to heat it up. I know (knew) that you weren't supposed to nuke whole eggs, but I assumed that meant whole eggs in the shell... I was wrong. Anyway, I nuked the egg, and then took a big bite... the farker exploded, i mean REALLY exploded. there was egg on the ceiling and on all walls of the kitchen. my lips were torched, and I had a burn that went up the side of my face and took out the side of one of my brows.

but even THEN i had no discernible urge to get it "touched up"

I do, however, have to admit that there is one particular penis that I am very fond of... but I still would never get my eyebrows waxed.

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I have had my part of my eyebrows singed off three times.

13 (ish) years old making some sort of a bomb with kerosene.

17 (ish) years old trying to light a smallish pipe in the back of a VW bug

22 (ish) years old. <and this one is weird, I know> I microwaved a peeled hard-boiled egg, to heat it up. I know (knew) that you weren't supposed to nuke whole eggs, but I assumed that meant whole eggs in the shell... I was wrong. Anyway, I nuked the egg, and then took a big bite... the farker exploded, i mean REALLY exploded. there was egg on the ceiling and on all walls of the kitchen. my lips were torched, and I had a burn that went up the side of my face and took out the side of one of my brows.

but even THEN i had no discernible urge to get it "touched up"

I do, however, have to admit that there is one particular penis that I am very fond of... but I still would never get my eyebrows waxed.

Ummm, yeah ok, I am lost for words at this moment LOL!!

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I always get my eyebrows cut when I get my hair cut. If I didn't I would like an old man in a deli.

I LOVE manicures. Seriously, get one. It might change your life. Pedicures give me the creeps though, because I hate feet.

Massages are awesome.

Before big events - like my wedding or a job interview - I've gotten facials.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world. Accept it.

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I have had my part of my eyebrows singed off three times.

13 (ish) years old making some sort of a bomb with kerosene.

17 (ish) years old trying to light a smallish pipe in the back of a VW bug

22 (ish) years old. <and this one is weird, I know> I microwaved a peeled hard-boiled egg, to heat it up. I know (knew) that you weren't supposed to nuke whole eggs, but I assumed that meant whole eggs in the shell... I was wrong. Anyway, I nuked the egg, and then took a big bite... the farker exploded, i mean REALLY exploded. there was egg on the ceiling and on all walls of the kitchen. my lips were torched, and I had a burn that went up the side of my face and took out the side of one of my brows.

but even THEN i had no discernible urge to get it "touched up"

I do, however, have to admit that there is one particular penis that I am very fond of... but I still would never get my eyebrows waxed.

So...when did you get out?

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I always get my eyebrows cut when I get my hair cut. If I didn't I would like an old man in a deli.

I LOVE manicures. Seriously' date=' get one. It might change your life. Pedicures give me the creeps though, because I hate feet.

Massages are awesome.

Before big events - like my wedding or a job interview - I've gotten facials.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world. Accept it.[/quote']

:doh:

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says the guy who just got his eyebrows waxed. :hysterical:

I didn't get my eyebrows waxed. I occasionally trim the part that curls up and I also shave my unibrow, but waxed? I don't know where that comes from.

Thinking you can get the gay from waxing your eyebrow is like saying you will steal TVs if you eat fried chicken. It's ignorant.

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I didn't get my eyebrows waxed. I occasionally trim the part that curls up and I also shave my unibrow, but waxed? I don't know where that comes from.

Thinking you can get the gay from waxing your eyebrow is like saying you will steal TVs if you eat fried chicken. It's ignorant.

I don't think that anyone said he was gay, I think most mentioned that at best he just got neutered or at least the equivalent.

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