MumboSauce Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You have to be very careful with how much hair is removed and not to shape them too much or in a defined way. It was in GQ magazine once but I forget the rules of it so it doesn't come off looking unnatural. A few strays in the middle or a little too unruly on the edges, trim a little but nothing real perfect and defined or it looks funny. All in how it's done, if you're real hairy, have a unibrow ie Joe Flacco lol get it done, just not over done. You will get a fair amount of teasing from guys on a sports message board but don't sweat it dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 :rotflmao: Am I too late to join the party? Come on post up the pics dude... And I didn't know Hershey Pork=SSM either. Am I caught up yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ummmm. Well....Alrighty then. Just when you thought you had seen it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Take a lighter to your eybrows and tell everyone you got busted by an exploding cigar. Ran into the house on the corner (on fire) to save that old lady Doris. Just admit it, and put him on your cellphone plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I suggest that you shave it off and take the Uncle Leo approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I suppose it could be worse... ... then again, Charlie does have a medical excuse for the lack of eyebrows. Regardless, I am going to join the throng of people demanding photographic evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This is what brings me back to ES, time and time again. Sp, just admit it. You thought the lady was hot and you were expecting a 'happy ending.' :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Simple solution. Hot pink or black lipstick and a miniskirt. Just go crazy with it and no one will notice the eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 All men or one time at another have had their eyebrows ****ed up at a nail salon inside of a strip mall in northern virginia. :laugh: Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 No, No, No!!! :tantrum: Dang-it-all, that's the oldest trick in da book! Never let yurn gal talk ya into anything like that! It's a test ta see if ya like fellers! Never under any circumstances... 1Dress like a woman... 2Whare makeup... 3Tell her that you like a 'boy band' or 4Cry at a chick flick! They will think these things are cute...fer a spell...and next thing you know, they leave's ya fer a real man! Now, take a month off an go huntin' or fishin' and fer god's sake...don't ask her if It's ok! Jeeez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sounds like it is more for the head than for hiding thin eyebrow areas - but hey, it could work. ...until the sweating begins and the brow runs down his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ...until the sweating begins and the brow runs down his face. Sum'a you fellers knows a little too much about this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sum'a you fellers knows a little too much about this! Nah. Saw it in a movie (don't remember what movie) where a guy put that stuff on his head, and that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinlanta Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Eyebrow waxing is nothing........My wife cuts hair and she's always giving me grief about the only hair I have on my body, which just happens to be on my lower back right at the swimsuit line. After years of cajoling I get a little liquored up and agree to let her wax it. I can't describe the pain that shot thru my body on the first rip! The amount of hair back there was unbelieveable! And once you start you can't stop, so I had to endure about 7 more of those suckers, which were each followed by a blood-curdling scream. Meanwhile she is laffing her ass off, looking like a mad scientist as she prepared each wax laden strip. Back was smooth as a baby's ass tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You could probably stick panty shields there instead to act as new eyebrows. (something tells me you have them under your bathroom sink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinlanta Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You could probably stick panty shields there instead to act as new eyebrows. (something tells me you have them under your bathroom sink) :rotflmao::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Where is WVU? I'm pretty sure he has admitted to having his brows shaped. I had them threaded. It looked good, and I got compliments. Not told I was a homosexual. I wouldn't get them waxed because I don't trust it. Threading is the way to go.:helmet::helmet: I'm sure it doesn't look as bad as you think. But anyways...pics please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 WTF? Who does this stuff? I mean seriously what do you have to be thinking to determine that it is ok to get your eyebrows waxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinlanta Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 WTF? Who does this stuff? I mean seriously what do you have to be thinking to determine that it is ok to get your eyebrows waxed. HAHA....I know, probably shouldn't have admitted it with my picture in my sig. You should be at our house when my wife has the girls over for their Brazilian wax parties. Still trying to figure out how to make that peephole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I had them threaded. It looked good, and I got compliments. Not told I was a homosexual. I wouldn't get them waxed because I don't trust it. Threading is the way to go.:helmet::helmet:I'm sure it doesn't look as bad as you think. But anyways...pics please! I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with the term "threading". Can you elaborate/explain, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You sure you're not one of those douchebags from Jersey? Make sure you get the spray on tan and plenty of hair gel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with the term "threading". Can you elaborate/explain, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Take a lighter to your eybrows and tell everyone yougot busted by an exploding cigar. Ran into the house on the corner (on fire) to save that old lady Doris. And to add to the realistic effect, take a lighter to your forehead and cheek and burn that skin, so it backs up your story. And in addition to that, the burn scars on your face will divert attention from your Mini-Brows. So, it's a Win-Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dont they have the spray on hair in a can? They may look bushy afterwards... but you wont look like Ru-Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Holy hell, that lady is making a killing off eyebrows. $10 for 2-3 minutes of work with about 200 people a day and (presumably) low overhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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