Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 :rotflmao:Id just shave them all off and say something manly like you got them burnt off when you were trying to fix the circuit breaker in your house say you got into a knife fight and the guy ended up shaving them off while attempting to stab you. then you stole the knife and gutted the ****er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Burn them off. Blame a grilling accident (caused by a woman). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Tell everyone you saw Jersey Shore and are turning Guido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 It's late at night and nearly twenty people at ES are reading a thread about sp's eyebrows. You can't make this up no matter how hard you try. But I hope this will have a happy ending - eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 My issue is nobody has a problem when stars do the same damn thing :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 An impulse? An impulse made you get your eyebrows done? Which impulse? The "chick" impulse or the "gay" impulse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Another option, to cover your sins, my friend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 their eyebrows don't look homolicious....they probably get them PLUCKED, not waxed....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 My issue is nobody has a problem when stars do the same damn thing :mad:Jack Sparrow, Han**** and Batman you are not, spj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 So I had the impulse to get my eyebrows shaped up for an upcoming Christmas party and my sister pretty much said I look like a homosexual. Is there ANYWAY to correct this problem? I didn't think the lady took enough off for it to be too noticeable, but apparently I was wrong :doh:I won't shave them off Ahaha what would possibly possess you to do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Another option, to cover your sins, my friend.... hahahahaha, I didn't think I'd ever say this but Mickalino wins this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Thread of the frickin year. RIGHT HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 The guy who **** and pissed in the tub has nothing on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Was the lady who waxed your brows Vietnamese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Was the lady who waxed your brows Vietnamese? She was Korean or something. I might get lucky because it looks like a snowstorm is going to come on Saturday so hopefully the party gets canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This definitely rivals your hooker thread spjunkies. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 What's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This definitely rivals your hooker thread spjunkies. Bravo. Maybe he should create another thread looking for a gigolo because we obviously know how he swings now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 What's that? Product Features * The 30 second hair transplant, eliminate the appearance of baldness and thinning hair * Toppik is an amazing complex of tiny microfiber "hairs" that perfectly blend with your hair. * You will instantly see a fuller, thicker and more natural looking head of hair. * Now you can look younger and your best. * Totally undetectable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Maybe he should create another thread looking for a gigolo because we obviously know how he swings now At this point I'm honestly starting to think I'm gay without being attracted to men :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Maybe he should create another thread looking for a gigolo because we obviously know how he swings now So we've got hookers, waxed eyebrows, and potential STD's. Quite fitting, isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 At this point I'm honestly starting to think I'm gay without being attracted to men :doh: Nah, your just Metro, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 My issue is nobody has a problem when stars do the same damn thing :mad: Fine if you look like Johnny Depp, Will Smith or Christian Bale then we'll let you slide...now pony up the pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Product Features * The 30 second hair transplant, eliminate the appearance of baldness and thinning hair * Toppik is an amazing complex of tiny microfiber "hairs" that perfectly blend with your hair. * You will instantly see a fuller, thicker and more natural looking head of hair. * Now you can look younger and your best. * Totally undetectable. Do they sell this stuff at Rite Aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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