China Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Dell tech flashes woman with (her own) jubblies By Rik Myslewski 12 December 2009 A DellConnect IT specialist has been accused of intercontinental sexual hijinx for remotely flashing a woman client with a nude photo - of herself. According to a report in The Orange County Register out of Santa Ana, California, 45-year-old Stacy Gore received the boobular surprise when she was working with an India-based Dell tech-support drone to disinfect her virus-infected PC. After a reported two and a half hours of remote ministrations to the ailing computer, Gore was surprised to find herself staring at her own breasts - onscreen, that is. "It creeped me out," she told the OCR. The DellConnect tech had found the dishabille digital depiction on Gore's computer - a phone-shot image, she claims, that she had forgotten about. From the OCR report, however, it might be argued that Gore could have been tipped off that something was not quite right earlier in her DellConnect session. During the alleged two and a half hours of alleged disinfection, the tech - who identified himself by the not-so-Mumbaish name of Jack Neos - had repeatedly used her laptop's camera to snap pictures of her (clothed, we must assume) and display them to her on her laptop screen. After the breast-revealing display trick, Gore received an email from Jack telling her: "I saw ur NUDE pics i m really sry I couldn't say that over the phone that is y I m saying it now. N u look very very very very cute...it boosted me up and hope to have a good, sweet, cute, adorable, friend like U : )" What Jack lacks in English-language skills he more than makes up for in enthusiasm - and to be fair we must credit him for the new-to-us engorgement euphemism of "boosted me up." Up to this this point, Gore had pretty much taken the whole incident in stride. "Look, I'm a pretty mellow person," she told the OCR, "If some guy wants to look at a nude picture of some 45-year-old chick who was hot 20 years ago, then I say go ahead - that's fine with me. But two days after her marathon customer-service experience, Gore fired up her laptop only to discover that her wallpaper had been changed to - you guessed it - those same jubblies. And that's when Gore called the cops. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVille_Skins Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 For all the creepy and weird stuff that goes on in the world, does something like that really surprise you anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Gee, allowing someone remote access to your computer could have adverse results? Damn, well I am GLAD someone finally told me. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just in case there are people out there who still don't get it ... if you want to get all nekkid, polaroid is still your best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 For those who care... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 So creepy. But really, not all that surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 For those who care... "If some guy wants to look at a nude picture of some 45-year-old chick who was hot 20 years ago, then I say go ahead - that's fine with me.". If it's fine with you, then send those pics my way, cuz you is STILL hot, even 20 years later. The only difference is you're now a MILF with bubblies, that "boosted me up" to quote your Indian friend :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Hmmmm hmmm I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 SlackyMcSlackass works for Dell now? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 SlackyMcSlackass works for Dell now? He said he was selling TV's, but they're actually TV's that also double as PC Monitors.....so he can monitor older babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Id hit it like a Pinata! I think she is very attractive for her age. Ill bet she was really hot twenty years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I'd infect it with a worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 [/img]For those who care... Ahhh, beat me to it. Good look though. And yes, I would absolutely crush it. She got that cougar look going and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ...LMAO @ "It boosted me up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ...LMAO @ "It boosted me up." that's what you call "lost in the translation, but creates an awesome new term, by accident" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Dude is ruining the it for the rest of us. Forgot the 1st rule in nekkid picture hunting remote tech club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Useless without pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Useless without pics You're useless without reading even the first half of the first page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 You're useless without reading even the first half of the first page I was more referring to Ts rule about the tech club rules. But the pic of this chick wasnt the type I was thinking would be useful. But I agree, Im useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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