Teller Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OK, so last week, up 10 in the fourth quarter, I turned to MIA and said, "OK, how are we going to blow this one? You know it's going to happen." He just laughed and shook his head, knowing I was right. We always manage to find some totally ****ed up way to lose games we should/could win. So here's the question to you. How will we lose to the Raiders? What messed up means of chokage will we choose this week? Here's mine: The Skins are up 3 with :35 to go. Campbell takes the snap in the "win-the-game" formation. He backs up, backs up, backs up, running a few extra ticks off the clock, so the Skins won't have to snap the ball again. Meanwhile, Bruce Gradkowski runs onto the field, strips the ball from Campbell before he kneels down, and runs the length of the field for the touchdown. Referee: "After further review, the defense only had 10 men on the field at the snap. Number 5 on the defense was the 11th player, and therefore eligible to come onto the field. Number 17's knee was not down prior to being stripped of the football. Touchdown, defense. Game over." (Mods: This isn't really a Skins thread, so that's why I posted in the tailgate. Feel free to move it if you deem otherwise.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 All I know is that Campbell will be involved. He threw the game ending pic last week, after failing to get it in the endzone and having to rely on our club footed kicker. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 All I know is that Campbell will be involved. He threw the game ending pic last week, after failing to get it in the endzone and having to rely on our club footed kicker. :doh: OK, if I answer this post, this will become a Skins thread. Oh the quandry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OK, if I answer this post, this will become a Skins thread.Oh the quandry. PMs solve everyone's problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Laron Landry will get beat three times for touchdowns. The first time, the receiver will point to the sky and say, "Look, the Goodyear Blimp." Laron will stop and start staring at the sky. The second time, the receiver will point to the stands and say, "Look, it's Santa Clause." Somebody in the stands will be dressed as Santa and Laron will run over to him to tell him what he wants for Christmas. The third time, the receiver will will say, "I'm in line for one of your autographs." Laron will run into the tunnel and into the locker room and won't be seen the rest of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Santana Moss injures himself after tripping over Al Davis's catheter bag, and cannot catch what would've been the game winning pass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Mike Willams does his best Pete Kendell impersonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 Laron Landry will get beat three times for touchdowns. The first time, the receiver will point to the sky and say, "Look, the Goodyear Blimp." Laron will stop and start staring at the sky.The second time, the receiver will point to the stands and say, "Look, it's Santa Clause." Somebody in the stands will be dressed as Santa and Laron will run over to him to tell him what he wants for Christmas. The third time, the receiver will will say, "I'm in line for one of your autographs." Laron will run into the tunnel and into the locker room and won't be seen the rest of the game. Classic. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm not exactly sure, but I'm guessing it will involve a kicker, a turnover, and some little known rule nobody knew about until today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Laron Landry will get beat three times for touchdowns. The first time, the receiver will point to the sky and say, "Look, the Goodyear Blimp." Laron will stop and start staring at the sky.The second time, the receiver will point to the stands and say, "Look, it's Santa Clause." Somebody in the stands will be dressed as Santa and Laron will run over to him to tell him what he wants for Christmas. The third time, the receiver will will say, "I'm in line for one of your autographs." Laron will run into the tunnel and into the locker room and won't be seen the rest of the game. :rotflmao: I wasn't ready for the autograph part. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 After 9 quarters of a boring 3-3 tie, Al Davis defeats Dan Snyder in an arm wrestling match sanctioned by the league to end the game. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 "Just lose Baby!" :tantrum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 were good till the 57th minute, then the refs will take the ball away and give it to the Raiders to do with as they wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Somebody is going to toss a blocker into Randle-El who will then fumble the ball and the thing will be returned for a game winning TD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 JC will get sacked in the endzone as time expires in OT Raidersd win 2-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OK, if I answer this post, this will become a Skins thread.Oh the quandry. It's okay, HH. Go ahead and answer it, and you'll be fine. We're allowed to discuss the Redskins in Tailgate, in any way, shape, or form. That's because the Tailgate is the unofficial, or perhaps official, forum for SANE Redskins-related football talk. And I find the remarks in this thread much more intelligent than the majority of posts in the Stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Taking the lead, doing a lame-ass dance in the endzone, receiving a penalty for lame-ass dance which in turn gives the Raiders great field position. Landry then gets confused when a receiver changes direction (still doesn't understand that this is a legal move in football) and gives up a big play. Defense gives up TD and the lead. What do I win? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The NFL will review the film tomorrow, and will notice a uniform violation on Gano. As a result, rather than a fine, the NFL will determine that the Raiders will instead be award 7 points for every time Gano touched the ball. We are so screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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