Riggo-toni Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday. The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said. The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 This is apparently the type of problem that takes care of itself. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 :twitch: ow, ow, oooooowy.... I want my mommy.... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 ouch. hurt. pain. gleep..... :thud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by redman This is apparently the type of problem that takes care of itself. :laugh: Hey Redman, Maybe he owned a pet alligator too!! ;) :rotflmao: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 I don't know, maybe its just me, but I wouldn't consider any injury resulting from canine teeth clamping down on his majesty as...... light...... just the psychological trauma alone could require years of therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 it must have been a wiener dog.... ah cha cha chah:doh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Originally posted by bubba9497 it must have been a wiener dog.... ah cha cha chah:doh1: or possibly a .... dober man pincher... ba-dun-duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyeG Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 I see another ex-cowturd makes the news:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Snausages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 It had to be a small dog if the guy left the hospital with his manhood attached and ok. If anyone stuck there pecker thru my fence they would never get there pecker back. My dogs would bite it off and chew it too pieces. They can turn a 10" rawhide bone to pieces in a matter of minutes. The simple thought of what they would do to that man just makes me shiver.:2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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