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True Blue Blog: Romo Returns As Cowboys’ Holder


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So, since Romo sits to pee hasn't done this in almost 4 years, the question becomes, which of the followin scenarios is most likely to occur?

1. Romo sits to pee doesn't practice holding for kicks at all, since he has previous experience, and, as the starting QB, has to spend all the time he can practicing with the offense to prepare for the upcoming week

OR

2. The take Romo sits to pee out of practice 1 day/half day a week to practice holding for kicks, thus taking away time he needs to practice preparing for the opponents while the Cowboys fight for both a playoff spot and a reprieve from the tradition of choking away their season in December

Either way, it oughta be fun to watch. :D

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Not that creative, but maybe it will get the ball rolling from others:

It's the most wonderful time of the year

The Cowpukes are smelling

And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the Pukes most hapless season of all

With those holiday greetings and Cowpuke defeatings

When friends come to call

It's the Pukes most hapless season of all

There'll be Pukes fans that are boasting

Pukes defenses for roasting

Their fans crying out in the snow

There'll be scary Romo sits to pee stories

About his muffs that are gory of

Pukes failures from long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be holds Romo sits to pee blowing

Skins fans faces will be glowing

When Romo sits to pee drops the ball in fear

It's the most wonderful time of the year

I have one of the afc north

Bengals of Cinncinatti, Ohios Second team

had a very depressing team.

And if you ever saw them,

you would even say they sucked.

All of the other fanchises

used to laugh and call them names.

They never let the poor Bengals

join in any playoff games.

Then one foggy off season day

Mike Brown came to say:

"Marvin with your intellect so bright,

won't you guide franchise right?"

Then all the media loved them

as they shouted out with glee,

The Bengals of Natti,

you'll go down in history!

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