NavyDave Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 OUCH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 NEVER take the wife golfing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Air Sarge NEVER take the wife golfing i love taking my wife golfing. that way she can't give me $hit for spending 4 hours away from the fam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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