BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Smoot: "Y'all take a gander at this here southern grown one eyed monster." Girl 1:"Damn that's BIG!! <drool>" Smoot: "They grows 'em that way down in Mississippi-- must be something in the water. It's 100% grade a certified man meat dahling" Girl 2:"Can I write my name and number on it? <giggle>" Smoot: "You could write the friiggin Declaration of Independence on it and have room left over for the book of Genesis." Guy in the background wearing a Champ Bailey jersey: "You got a nice lookin' bee-hind Mr Smoot. Can I touch it?" Coach Spurrier: ''Smoot you at it again?? Pull up your flucking drawers and get back on the field!!! How many times do I gotta tell ya-- this is a training camp not Club Med!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Is that guy behind Smoot checking out his arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by Jimbo Is that guy behind Smoot checking out his arse? You beat me to the punch. Brilliant minds think alike huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slammer Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Smoot: "Now, you see, ladies, you put the weed in the jersey and you rollll it right up, and pretty soon the party's on!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 OK, if you two want to pull this 3-way, we have to do in front of the team, on the field. No way, I'm goin' out like Kobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Day-um girl, you'd better find a way to get this stain out and yesterday! This is my official game jersey, and anyway my boy Kobe's gotten in trouble for stuff like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Wop Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 You beat me to the punch. Brilliant minds think alike huh? Sorry kids, I beat both of you 2 it. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30173 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Smoot: "What's that, ladies? You want me to make this autograph out to your little brother, who just so happens to be my biggest fan? And what's his name again? Susan? Riiiiiiiiiight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Damn, why these gloves so sticky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Wop Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Is this Rocawear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMonkey Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Gurl, I tell ya, wha you lookin at thure is pure Alabama Blacksnake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Its not too Bocu honey!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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