My modified midseason season record prediction sig bet (never trust UDFAs)

[SirClintonPortis]

After stupidly drinking the kool-aid this preseason, it seems like it has hit me. Thus the bet on the season record. What record do I predict?

4-12

Who do we lose to for the rest of the season?

Everyone except Dallas at Cowboys Stadium(Romo sits to pee the Choker) and San Diego(b/c LT would be a broken back just like his Redskins counterpart and Norv chokes just as much as we do).

With Philly coming out white-hot, the D will be helpless against McNabb and the O...well...is the O...

Giants own us...and will for the near future

Broncos....oh yes...lucky **** Orton will lead yet another great nailbiter win over our gassed D...btw the thinner air up there will only help them mountain people have greater endurance when they travel to sea level via Fedex shipping trucks....

Saints and Falcons: No explanation needed. Watch out for a fumble by the PR in the Falcons game, they have sick special teams coverage...

Oakland: b/c the D has been spared from a nasty stable of running backs? Oh yes. McFadden is quite the athlete and Bush is HUGE.

If I win, I'm will not put in the sig I would receive should Califan's sig bet not meet its requirement...

If I lose, I'll have to oblige and wear some sig by the folks who believe the team will do better than 4-12.

[NOLASKINSFAN]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass... It's not called a "modified prediction" its called "fair weather".

[SirClintonPortis]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass... It's not called a "modified prediction" its called "fair weather".

No. They had their asses handed to them, and it's going to be more of the same. The D won't hold. Daniels is likely done with that torn biceps of his. Samuels will tease for the next 4 weeks, then he'll hit IR, AGAIN. JC and Zorn won't make it even with Tra Thomas signed off the street because of the lack of talent in the O-line depth department. That spells doom for the O, they get scapegoated and run out of town, deserving or not.

Hall and Landry won't improve their tackling that much that they'll suddenly be tackling like Doughty or Fletch. Players DO NOT go through such transformations in a few weeks . They've been spared total embarassment, but when DeSean Jackson comes to town, they'll be sorry for not working on such fundementals.

BTW, Golston likes getting blown up in the running game at key points in the game, watch for it against Dallas's fatsos on Monday Night.