You are on a date at Mortons in Tysons. You see Dan Snyder having dinner...

[SkinsHokieFan]

...with Mike Shannahan or Mike Holmgren this week

What do you do?

[skinfan2k]

I dunno if Holmgren will betray his friend Zorn and take the job here. Thats me personally but I think I would start yelling at Snyder and tell him how much of a joke of a owner he is

[Monkfan63]

Spit in Synder's food.

[essex03]

I think you are going to have to be in Charlotte to see that. Cowher lives there.

[Brandon Lloyd Christmas]

make blatant eyecontact, give a ****** look, and roll my eyes.

then probably starting talking really loudly with others at my table about how terrible the redskins are, making sure he can hear. lol

[corsair_joe]

Take note of it then enjoy your date, doing anything else would be classless.

[HailGreen28]

probably just sit and glare at him. hoping he says something in my direction.

[GoCommiesGo]

Excuse myself from the table, walk over introduce myself and politely ask him how it feels to rape a entire population of people.

[kwitt]

Spit in Synder's food.

[KingGibbs]

I make sure Danny get's a complimentary Poo Poo platter.

[SnyderMustGo]

Walk by and say "Thanks for ruining my favorite franchise you worthless little Napolean. And hey, Mike, don't let this moron buy your soul and lie to you. He'll just make you the fall guy for his meddling mistakes. Try the lobster bisque; it's exceptional."

[ttr77]

Run out on my check so that I can immediately post it in here.

And be buried under an avalanche of 'link, please' replies.

[ixcuincle]

I photograph the event and put it on ES and make a thread about it

[Boss_Hogg]

yell "paloffs is now" and fall on the floor and fake a seizure.

[section 130]

Order him a strawberry SHORTcake and see if he gets the joke.

[jflow78]

Take note of it then enjoy your date, doing anything else would be classless.

I agree completely......except that I would find his care and smeer human feces all over it, and then go enjoy my date.

[spjunkies]

Pull out my phone and take a picture then run here and tell everyone.

[WarChief70]

Take note of it then enjoy your date, doing anything else would be classless.

Exactly

[ttr77]

I'd also verify if the rumors that he requires a booster seat to sit at the 'adult' table were true.

[airs0ft3r]

I'd **** slap Snyder, but only because it's a date and I'd whip it out twice in one night.

[trio]

Excuse myself from the table, walk over introduce myself and politely ask him how it feels to rape a entire population of people.

i was going to reply...but you win...

close the thread...

this is the correct answer

[John Madden]

Something like this.

[TK]

...with Mike Shannahan or Mike Holmgren this week

What do you do?

Start a thread on ES about it & mention it in your FaceBook status. Duh.

[iMeast]

Take a picture and tweet it.

HTTR

[KingGibbs]

I photograph the event and put it on ES and make a thread about it

and the Snyder apologists will accuse you of using photoshop.

Wait. Are there any apologists left????