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6% of Women Always Have Drunk Sex

I thought the number would be a lot higher, but it seems that only 6% of women always, and I mean ALWAYS, have drunk sex because they’re so damn insecure with their bodies.

Researchers surveyed 3,000 women between 18 and 50, and discovered that the average woman had sex with about 8 men, but was completely hammered with at least 5 of them.

Frankly, I don’t think that women get drunk because they are insecure about their bodies; I think women get drunk because if they enjoy anal sex or fisting, they’re afraid that performing such an act is just unacceptable if they’re sober. So they get to blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol in stead.

Another reason they get drunk is to engage in one-night stands and then act as though they would never have done that had they been sober. The proof lies in the survey: on an average of two of the occasions when women had drunk sex, they couldn’t even remember the man’s name the next day.

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6% of Women Always Have Drunk Sex

I thought the number would be a lot higher, but it seems that only 6% of women always, and I mean ALWAYS, have drunk sex because they’re so damn insecure with their bodies.

Researchers surveyed 3,000 women between 18 and 50, and discovered that the average woman had sex with about 8 men, but was completely hammered with at least 5 of them.

Frankly, I don’t think that women get drunk because they are insecure about their bodies; I think women get drunk because if they enjoy anal sex or fisting, they’re afraid that performing such an act is just unacceptable if they’re sober. So they get to blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol in stead.

Another reason they get drunk is to engage in one-night stands and then act as though they would never have done that had they been sober. The proof lies in the survey: on an average of two of the occasions when women had drunk sex, they couldn’t even remember the man’s name the next day.

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The title of the survey is a little scary but not as much as the observations in paragraph 3. Eeeewwwwww.

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Frankly, I don’t think that women get drunk because they are insecure about their bodies; I think women get drunk because if they enjoy anal sex or fisting, they’re afraid that performing such an act is just unacceptable if they’re sober. So they get to blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol in stead.

Haha, so true. I use to plug my ex-girl in the butt when she would get drunk, and she loved it. She said I touched her soul :silly:

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The title of the survey is a little scary but not as much as the observations in paragraph 3. Eeeewwwwww.

and here it is-

"What women need to do is embrace their sexuality and tell themselves that it’s okay if they want to sleep with the entire football team in one night. Having a love for kink does not a whore make."

Not sure what definition of "whore" they use but an entire football would certainly be classified as a "whore" in my book. Must be written by female nymphos.

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Sleeping with the entire football team doesn't make someone a whore. Sleeping with the team because they paid you to do it, makes you the whore.

Better to be a whore and get paid than a ho and get laid!

Zing!

(I got that off an episode of jenny jones years ago)

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