Bang Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I do love my wife, but damn.. She's up in NYC attending a mandatory seminar for her job, and she flies back in tomorrow. Flight lands at 5PM.. which means to be on time I must leave at around 3:15... to return by about 7:30 or so.. I do believe DVR may have saved my marriage. But now I have to try to not hear even a peep about the game until I get back. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Tell her to pick up strawberry milk and a mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Tell her to pick up strawberry milk and a mop.And ask her if she propped her feet on the A/C and let it blow her junk....:paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottAH87 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 tell her you sent your friend to pick her up, look for a yellow sedan, has some checkers on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 tell her you sent your friend to pick her up, look for a yellow sedan, has some checkers on it His name is abu and if you want to throw him gas money, he'd appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter_R Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Do taxis no longer exist on the east coast? It has been a long time since I lived there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 She has a credit card right? Tell her since she is in NYC and its a Saturday she really needs to do some shopping in the Mecca of shopping. Have her get a hotel room and take the redeye home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky52Mc Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 better yet...why don't you tell her to cancel her flight and then buy you a ticket to go to NY and watch the damn game live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubanl81 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Yeah have fun trying to avoid hearing the score. Just put an ipod in your ears and don't take them off till you get home. Tell your wife this counts as an anniversary gift lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Tell her to pick up strawberry milk and a mop. The really funny thing is that right now there are about a hundred people scratching their heads. :hysterical: Damn Bang. Hope everything works out for you. Do you have an iPhone and Direct TV? https://www.directv.com/DTVAPP/content/sports/nfl_online_mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpy007 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontanaSkins Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I would add my own smart ass comment but I know if I was in your situation I would be picking up my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Why not just drive to NY and haul her ass back before the game?? Or better yet: Drive to NY and take her to a local bar and watch the game and then drive back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Well done, Bang. I'm in awe of your commitment. :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPSean Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 On the bright side, at least you can fast forward commercials. Hopefully you'll come home to a super fast Skins win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Two words. Car service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 spring for a limo dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Sounds like a good premise for a new Bang animated video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 For those figuring the taxi is the easy answer, note I said I had a 1 hour and 45 minute drive to the airport.. Would anyone like to donate to the taxi fund? I figure four or five hundred bucks should cover it; ...for that I could fly to NY myself and go to the game. Besides, I already tried to get her to stay in NYC one more day and shop, come home on Monday, but no, she's got too much work. Anyway, DVR is it. so why y'all are wayching the Bears and Packers, I'll be watching the Redskins.. (I used to have a job that had me working every sunday... in 1991. I watched every game of our last super bowl season on tape. This may be a good omen!) ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'm in for $20. anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 It's opening day. Your wife should OFFER to take a cab to prove she understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Oh yeah Art, I can see that working out real well. :hysterical: I would add my own smart ass comment but I know if I was in your situation I would be picking up my wife. See? here's a guy who knows. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsJackpot Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 just pick her up after the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haithman Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 just pick her up after the game Solution. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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